SCENE,-PARTLY AT NAPLES, AND PARTLY IN THE ADJACENT COUNTRY. PROLOGUE. After twice putting forth to sea, his fame His weakness; nor dares he profess that when (Strange self-love in a writer!) He would know SCENE I.-NAPLES. A Grove. ACT I. Enter DURAZZO, CAMILLO, LENTULO, DONATO, and two Servants. Dur. Tell me of his expenses! Which of you Stands bound for a gazet? he spends his own; And you impertinent fools or knaves, (make choice Of either title, which your signiorships please,) To meddle in't. Camil. Your age gives privilege To this harsh language. Dur. My age! do not use That word again; if you do, I shall grow young, And swinge you soundly: I would have you know An almanack in my bones to pre-declare Of his restoratives, which are things, I take it, Camil. This is from the purpose. Dur. I cannot cut a caper, or groan like you When I have done, nor run away so nimbly Out of the field: but bring me to a fence-school, And crack a blade or two for exercise, Ride a barb'd horse, or take a leap after me, Following my hounds or hawks, (and, by your leave, At a gamesome mistress,) and you shall confess And you in your December. Lent. We are glad you bear Your years so well. Dur. My years! no more of years; If you do, at your peril. Camil. We desire not To prove your valour. Dur. 'Tis your safest course. Camil. But as friends to your fame and reputa- Come to instruct you, your too much indulgence Dur. Wise men !-in your opinion; but to me, To the ruin of his state, under your favour, In feeding his loose riots. Dur. Riots! what riots? He wears rich clothes; I do so; keeps horses, games, and wenches; 'Tis not amiss, so it be done with decorum : In an heir 'tis ten times more excusable Than to be over-thrifty. Is there aught else That you can charge him with? Camil. With what we grieve for, And you will not approve. Dur. Out with it, man. Camil. His rash endeavour, without your conTo match himself into a family Not gracious with the times. Dur. 'Tis still the better; By this means he shall scape court visitants, And not be eaten out of house and home [sent, In a summer progress: but does he mean to marry? Camil. Yes, sir, to marry. Dur. In a beardless chin 'Tis ten times worse than wenching. Camil. Signor Severino's. Dur. How! not he that kill'd Family! [whose family? Ador. And wrong me, In being so importunate for that I neither can nor must grant. And to increase my misery, by you, Whom fond affection hath made my judge, As it may be I am, though many affirm Calis. Or if I were no gentlewoman, but bred coarsely, You might, with some pretence of reason, slight What you should sue for. Dur. Were he not an eunuch, He would, and sue again; I am sure I should. Pray look in my collar, a flea troubles me: Hey-day! there are a legion of young Cupids At barley-break in my breeches. Calis. Hear me, sir; Though you continue, nay increase your scorn, What my defects are; of which once convinced, Ador. I will tell you, And bluntly, as my usual manner is. Though I were a woman-hater, which I am not, In killing of your uncle, which I grieve for, In your mind there does appear one fault so gross, As you desire, affect you. Calis. Make me know it, I'll soon reform it. Ador. Would you'd keep your word! Calis. Put me to the test. Ador. I will. You are too honest, And, like your mother, too strict and religious, And talk too soon of marriage; I shall break, If at that rate I purchase you. Can I part with My uncurb'd liberty, and on my neck Wear such a heavy yoke? hazard my fortunes, With all the expected joys my life can yield me, For one commodity, before I prove it? Venus forbid on both sides! let crook'd hams, Bald heads, declining shoulders, furrow'd cheeks, Be awed by ceremonies: if you love me In the way young people should, I'll fly to meet it, And we'll meet merrily. Calis. 'Tis strange such a man Can use such language. Ador. In my tongue my heart Speaks freely, fair one. Think on't, a close friend, Or private mistress, is court rhetoric; A wife, mere rustic solecism: so good morrow! [ADORIO offers to go, CALDORO comes forward and stops him. Camil. How like you this? Dur. A well-bred gentleman! I am thinking now if ever in the dark, Or drunk, I met his mother he must have Some drops of my blood in him, for at his years I was much of his religion. Camil. Out upon you! Don. The colt's tooth still in your mouth! Ador. You may perceive I seek not to displant you, Where you desire to grow; for further thanks, 'Tis needless compliment. Cald. There are some natures Received in corners; holding it an impairing Before my glory, though your scorn, Calista, Ador. My designs Are not so urgent, but they can dispense Camil. Pray you now observe your nephew. Dur. How he looks! like a school-boy that had And went to be breech'd. [play'd the truant, Cald. Madam! Calis. A new affliction! Your suit offends as much as his repulse, Mirt. Hear him, madam ; His sorrow is not personated; he deserves Dur. He has made the maid his ; Cald. I come not to urge My merit to deserve you, since you are, Those lawful flames, (for, madam, know, with other Dur. My nephew is an ass; What a devil hath he to do with virgin honour, Altars, or lawful flames, when he should tell her They are superstitious nothings; and speak to the Of the delight to meet in the old dance, [purpose, Between a pair of sheets; my grandam call'd it, The Peopling of the World. Calis. How, gentle sir! To vindicate my honour! that is needless; Cald. Your sweet patience, lady, And more than dove-like innocence, render you Insensible of an injury, for which I deeply suffer. Can you undergo The scorn of being refused? I must confess Ador. You take that license, sir, Cald. I'll force more; Nor will I for my own ends undertake it, A justice to your sex, with mine own wrong [Strikes ADORIO, the rest rush forward; they all draw. Mirt. Help! For this affront, when time serves, I shall call you Dur. Hook on, follow him, harpies! [Exeunt CAMILLO, LENTULO, and DONATO. Discreet and provident conquerors build up A bridge of gold. To thy mistress, boy! if I were In thy shirt, how I could nick it! Cald. You stand, madam, As you were rooted, and I more than fear My passion hath offended: I perceive The roses frighted from your cheeks, and paleness To usurp their room: yet you may please to ascribe it To my excess of love, and boundless ardour Cal. Alas, you weep! and in my just compassion Too soon, and with dear-bought experience, Cupid (And yet that punishment is too light,) to hate, That hath bewitch'd you! more I cannot say, [Exeunt CALISTA and MIRTILLA, To my directions. First, you must change Cald. You talk of nothing. Dur. This ta'en as a preparative, to strengthen Your queasy stomach, vault into your saddle; With all this flesh I can do it without a stirrup :My hounds uncoupled, and my huntsmen ready, You shall hear such music from their tunable mouths, That you shall say the viol, harp, theorbo, Ne'er made such ravishing harmony: from the groves And neighbouring woods, with frequent iterations, Enamour'd of the cry, a thousand echoes Repeating it. Cald. What's this to me? Dur. It shall be, Flies from the fist; the crow so near pursued, And by turns bind with her; the frighted fowl, Cald. This cannot be, I grant, Dur. Pretty pastime, nephew! 'Tis royal sport. Then, for an evening flight, Cald. Yet all this Is nothing to Calista. Dur. Thou shalt find Twenty Calistas there; for every night, A fresh and lusty one; I'll give thee a ticket, I have bred them up to't; should their fathers murmur, Their leases are void, for that is a main point Calis. 'Twas not in me To help it, madam. Iöl. No! how have I lived? My neighbour knows my manners have been such, That I presume I may affirm, and boldly, In no particular action of my life I can be justly censured. Calip. Censured, madam ! What lord or lady lives, worthy to sit A competent judge on you? Calis. Yet black detraction Will find faults where they are not. Is stopp'd, you being the object: give me leave Iöl. If you do, I never shall acknowledge you. [often, [Aside. The Mirror of Knighthood, which I have read Read feelingly, nay more, I do believe in't, [often, My lady has no parallel. Töl. Do not provoke me: If, from this minute, thou e'er stir abroad, Calip. Your ladyship's injunctions are so easy, [Exeunt IOLANTE and CALIPSO. Mirt. You shall fry first For a rotten piece of touchwood, and give fire tobacco! Note the injustice, madam; they would have us, Being young and hungry, keep perpetual Lent, And the whole year to them a carnival. Easy injunctions, with a mischief to you! Suffer this and suffer all. Calis. Not stir abroad! The use and pleasure of our eyes denied us! Mirt. Insufferable. Calis. Nor write, nor yet receive An amorous letter ! Mirt. Not to be endured. Calis. Nor look upon a man out of a window ! Mirt. Flat tyranny, insupportable tyranny, To a lady of your blood. Calis. She is my mother, And how should I decline it? Mirt. Run away from't; Take any course. |