JOHN DRYDEN

MAC-FLECKNOE

OR, A SATIRE ON THE TRUE BLUE PROTESTANT POET T.S.

ALL human things are subject to decay,
And, when fate summons, monarchs must obey.
This Flecknoe found, who, like Augustus, young
Was called to empire, and had governed long;
In prose and verse was owned, without dispute,
Through all the realms of Nonsense, absolute.
This aged prince, now flourishing in peace,
And blest with issue of a large increase,
Worn out with business, did at length debate
To settle the succession of the state;
And, pondering which of all his sons was fit
To reign, and wage immortal war with wit,
Cried," "Tis resolved! for Nature pleads, that he
Should only rule, who most resembles me.
Shadwell alone my perfect image bears,
Mature in dulness from his tender years;
Shadwell alone, of all my sons, is he,

Who stands confirmed in full stupidity.

The rest to some faint meaning make pretence,

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20 But Shadwell never deviates into sense;
Some beams of wit on other souls may fall,
Strike through, and make a lucid interval;
But Shadwell's genuine night admits no ray,
His rising fogs prevail upon the day.
25 Besides, his goodly fabric fills the eye,

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And seems designed for thoughtless majesty;
Thoughtless as monarch oaks, that shade the plain,
And, spread in solemn state, supinely reign.
Heywood and Shirley were but types of thee,
Thou last great prophet of tautology!

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Even I, a dunce of more renown than they, Was sent before but to prepare thy way: And, coarsely clad in Norwich drugget, came To teach the nations in thy greater name. My warbling lute, -the lute I whilom strung, When to King John of Portugal I sung, Was but a prelude to that glorious day, When thou on silver Thames didst cut thy way, With well-timed oars, before the royal barge, 40 Swelled with the pride of thy celestial charge; And big with hymn, commander of a host, The like was ne'er in Epsom blankets tost. Methinks I see the new Arion sail,

The lute still trembling underneath thy nail. 45 At thy well-sharpened thumb, from shore to shore, The trebles squeak for fear, the basses roar;

About thy boat the little fishes throng,
As at the morning toast that floats along.
Sometimes, as prince of thy harmonious band,
Thou wield'st thy papers in thy threshing hand;
St. Andre's feet ne'er kept more equal time,
Not even the feet of thy own Psyche's rhyme,
Though they in number as in sense excel;
So just, so like tautology, they fell,
That, pale with envy, Singleton forswore
The lute and sword, which he in triumph bore,
And vowed he ne'er would act Villierus more."

Here stopt the good old sire, and wept for joy,
In silent raptures of the hopeful boy.
All arguments, but most his plays, persuade,
That for anointed dulness he was made.

Close to the walls which fair Augusta bind,
(The fair Augusta much to fears inclined,)
An ancient fabric raised to inform the sight,
There stood of yore, and Barbican it hight;
A watch-tower once, but now, so fate ordains,
Of all the pile an empty name remains;

Where queens are formed, and future heroes bred;
Where unfledged actors learn to laugh and cry;

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80 Nor greater Jonson dares in socks appear; But gentle Simkin just reception finds

Amidst this monument of vanished minds; Pure clinches the suburban muse affords, And Panton waging harmless war with words. 85 Here Flecknoe, as a place to fame well known, Ambitiously designed his Shadwell's throne. For ancient Decker prophesied long since, That in this pile should reign a mighty prince, Born for a scourge of wit, and flail of sense; 90 To whom true dulness should some Psyches owe, But worlds of Misers from his pen should flow; Humourists, and Hypocrites, it should produce, Whole Raymond families, and tribes of Bruce.

Now empress Fame had published the renown 95 Of Shadwell's coronation through the town. Roused by report of fame, the nations meet, From near Bunhill, and distant Watling Street. No Persian carpets spread the imperial way, 99 But scattered limbs of mangled poets lay;

Much Heywood, Shirley, Ogleby there lay, But loads of Shadwell almost choked the way; Bilked stationers for yeomen stood prepared, 105 And Herringman was captain of the guard. The hoary prince in majesty appeared, High on a throne of his own labours reared. At his right hand our young Ascanius sate,

Rome's other hope, and pillar of the state;
His brows thick fogs, instead of glories, grace,
And lambent dulness played around his face.
As Hannibal did to the altars come,

Sworn by his sire, a mortal foe to Rome,
So Shadwell swore, nor should his vow be vain,
That he till death true dulness would maintain;
And, in his father's right, and realm's defence,
Ne'er to have peace with wit, nor truce with sense.
The king himself the sacred unction made,

As king by office, and as priest by trade.
In his sinister hand, instead of ball,
He placed a mighty mug of potent ale;
"Love's Kingdom" to his right he did convey,
At once his scepter, and his rule of sway;

Whose righteous lore the prince had practised young,
And from whose loins recorded Psyche sprung.
His temples, last, with poppies were o'erspread,
That nodding seemed to consecrate his head.
Just at the point of time, if fame not lie,

On his left hand twelve reverend owls did fly;
So Romulus, 'tis sung, by Tiber's brook,
Presage of sway from twice six vultures took.
The admiring throng loud acclamations make,
And omens of his future empire take.

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The sire then shook the honours of his head,
And from his brows damps of oblivion shed
Full on the filial dulness: long he stood,

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