That cook to British palates is complete, A potentate of bigh command, The author raifes mountains foeming full, Mufe, fing the man that did to Paris go, That be might tafe their foups, and muforooms know! Oh, how would Homer praife their dancing dogs, Their ftinking cheese, and fricafce of frogs! He'd raife no fables, fing no flagrant lye, Of boys with custard chok'd at Newberry; But their whole courfes you'd entirely fee, How all their parts from firft to last agree. If you all forts of perfons would engage, Suit well your eatables to every age. The favourite child, t' at juft begins to prattle, And throws away his filver bells and rattle, Is very humourfome, and makes great clutter, Till he has windows on his bread and butter: He for repeated fupper-meat will cry, But won't tell mammy what he'd have, or why, The fmooth-fac'd youth, that has new guar dians chofe, From play-houfe fteps to fupper at the Rofe, Where he a main or two at random throws: Squandering of wealth, impatient of advice, His eating muft be little, coftly, nice. } Maturer age, to this delight grown strange, Each night frequents his club behind the 'Change, Expecting there frugality and health, And honour rifing from a fheriff's wealth: Unless he fome infurance dinner lacks, 'Tis very rarely he frequents Pontack's. But then old age, by ftill intruding years, Torments the feeble heart with anxious fears: Morofe, perverfe in humour, diffident, norv, The more he ftill abounds, the lefs content; Far from the parlour have your kitchen plac'd, Let cruel offices be done by night, Crowd not your table: let your number be Each man that pleases re-affumes his place; In days of old, our fathers went to war, Wealth on commanders then flow'd in apace, Prentices, parifh-clerks, and he&tors meet; ftrife. Midwives demure, and chamber-maids most gay, When straite 'd in your time, and fervants few, Be not too far by old example led, With caution now we in their footsteps tread: The French our relish help, and well supply' The want of things too grofs by decency. Our fathers molt admir'd their fauces tweet, And often afk'd for fugar with heir meat; They buter'd currants on fat veal bestow'd, And run ps of beef with virgin-honey stew'd. Infipid tafte, old friend, to them who Paris know, Where rocombole, fhallot, and the rank garlic, grow. Tom Bold did first begin the ftrolling mart, And drove ab ut his turnis in a cart; S metimes his wife he citizens would please, And from the fame machine fell pecks of peafe; Then pippins did in wheel-barrows abound, And oranges in whin:fey-boards went round: Befs Hoy first found it troublesome to hawl, And therefore plac'd her cherries on a stall; Her currants there and goofeberries were spread, With the enticing gold of gingerbread : But flounders, iprats, and cucun bers, were cried, And every found and every voice was tried. At laft the Law this hideous din fup, refs'd, And order'd that the Sunday should have reft; And that no nymph her nily food should fell, Except it were new milk or mackarei. There is no difh but what our cooks have made, And merited a charter by their trade. [Spain, Not French kickshaws, or glines brought from Alone have found improvement from their brain; But pudding, brawn, and white-pots, own'd to be Th' effects or native ingenuity. Our British fleet, which now commands the Might glorious wreaths of victory obtain, |main, Would they take time; would they with leifure work; [pork; With care would falt their beef, and cure their Would boil their liquor well whene'er they brew, Their conqueft balf is to the victualler due Because that thrift and abitinence are good, As many things if rightly understood: Old Crofs condemns all perfons to be fops, That can't regale themfelves with mutton-chops. He often for ftuft beef to Bedlam runs, And the clean rummer, as the pesthouse, shuns. Smetimes poor jack and onions are his dish, And then he faints thofe friars who flink of fish. As for myfelf, I take him to abstain, May teach him when to buy, when season's past," What's ftale, what choice, what plentiful, what wafte; And lead him through the various maze of taste. Is what ingenious cooks the relif call; Muft all your wine and all your meat be chose. The French by foups and baut-gouts glory raise And their defires all terminate in praife. The thrifty maxim of the weary Dutch Is, to fave all the money they can touch: "Hans," cries the father, fee a pin lies there; "A pin a day will fetch a groat a-year. To your five farthings join three farthinge "And they, if added, make your halfpence four!" Thus may your stock by management increase, Your wars fhall gain you more than Britain's peace. Where love of wealth and rufty coin prevail, Cooks garnifh out fome tables, fome they fill, Good-nature muft fome failings overlook, A ftring won't always give the found defign'd For things which carele finess might overfee, Poor Roger Fowler had a generous mind, But, when that difh was in perfection seen, Tables fhould be like pictures to the fight, Some dishes caft in fhade, fome spread in light, Some at a distance brighten, fome near hand, Where cafe may all their delicace command: Some should be mov'd when broken; others laft Through the whole treat, incentive to the taste. Locket, by many labours feeble grown, Up from the kitchen call'd his eldest fon : "Though wife thyfeif," fays he, "though taught 66 by me, "Yet fix this fentence in thy memory: "There are fome certain things that don't excel, "And yet we say are tolerably well: "There's many worthy men a lawyer prize, "Whom they diftinguifh as of middle size, "For pleading well at bar, or turning books; "But this is not, my fon, the fate of cooks, "From whose myfterious art true pleasures fprings "To fall of garter, and to throne of kings. "A fimple fcene, a difobliging fong, "Which no way to the main defign belong, "Or were they abfent never would be mifs'd, "Have made a well wrought comedy be hifs'd: "So in a feaft no intermediate fault "Will be allow'd; but, if not best, 'tis naught." He that of feeble nerves and joints complains, From nine pins, coits, and from trap-ball, abftains; Cudgels avoids, and fhuns the wrestling place, Nor maid nor mistrefs e'er confult their friends. Our Cambrian fathers, fparing in their food. And taught them how to roaft, and how to boil: Taught them that honefty they still poflefs, Then Guy, the pride of Warwick, truly great, Scorn not these lines, defign'd to let you know 'Tis a fage queftion, if the art of cooks Is lodg'd by nature, or attain'd by books: That man will never frame a noble treat, Whofe whole dependence lies in fome receipt: Then by pure nature every thing is spoil'd, She knows no more than stew'd, bak'd, roaft, al boil'd. When art and nature join, th' effect will be The lad that would his genius fo advance, Ox-cheek when hot, and wardens bak'd, fone y But 'tis with an intention men thould buy. Others abound with fuch a plenteous ftare, That, if you'll let them treat, they'll afk no more And 'tis the vaft ambition of their foul, To fee their port admir'd, and table fall. But then, amidst that cringing fawning crowd, Who talk fo very much, and laugh fo loud, Who with fuch grace his honour's actions praife, How well he fences, dances, fings, and plays; Tell him his livery's rich, his chariot's fine, How choice his meat, and delicate his wine; That is," be admitted a member of The Beaf herk Club "Richard Eftcourt, who was a Player and Dra matic Writer, is celebrated in the Spectator, as poffed a (prightly wit, and an eafy and natural politenus company was much coveted by the great, on acc his qualifications as a boon companion. When the famos Beei-teak Club was firft inftitated, he had the one of of Providore affigned him; and, as a mark of dificis, ufed to wear a small gridiron of gold hung about bis u with a green filk ribband. He died in the year 1713 rrounded thus, how should the youth defery me happiness of friendship from a lie? iends act with cautious temper when fincere; at flattering impudence is void of care: at an Irish funeral appears train of drabs with mercenary tears; ho, wringing oft their hands, with hideous moan, how not his name for whom they feem to groan; hile real grief with filent steps proceeds, id love unfeign'd with inward paffion bleeds. ra fate of wealth: Were lords as butchers wife, ey from their meat would banish all the flies! e Perfian kings, with wine and maffy bowl, rch'd to the dark receffes of the foul; at, fo laid open, no one might pretend, lefs a man of worth, to be their friend. now the guests their patrons undermine; d flander them, for giving them their wine. at men have dearly thus companions bought:" lefs by thefe inftructions they'll be taught, y spread the net, and will themfelves be caught. bes Vere Horace, that great mafter, now alive, eaft with wit and judgment he'd contrive. thus Suppofing that you would rehearse abour'd work, and every difh a verfe; 'd fay," Mend this, and t'other line, and this." fter trial it were still amifs, d bid you give it a new turn of face, fet fome difh more curious in its place. ou perfift, he would not strive to move affion fo delightful as felf-love. Ve fhould fubmit our treats to critics' view, 1 every prudent cook fhould read Boffu. gment provides the meat in feafon fit, ich by the genius dreft, its fauce is wit. d beef for men. Pudding for youth and age, ne up to the decorum of the stage. : critic ftrikes out all that is not just, 'tis ev'n fo the butler chips his crust. ts and pastry-cooks will be the fame, e both of them their images muft frame. mæras from the poet's fancies flow: cook contrives his fhapes in real dough. When truth commands, there's no man can offend, it with a modeft love corrects his friend, ugh 'tis in toafting bread, or buttering pease, the reproof has temper, kindness, ease. why fhould we reprove when faults are fmall? aufe 'tis better to have none at all. ere's often weight in things that seem the leaft, d our most trifling follies raife the jest. Tis by his cleanliness a cook must please; kitchen will aduit of no disease. e fowler and the huntsman both may ru idft that dirt which he must nicely fhun. pedocles, a fage of old, would raise name immortal by unusual ways; laft his fancies grew fo very odd, thought by roafting to be made a god. ough fat, he leapt with his unwieldy stuff Etna's flames, fo to have fire enough. ere my cook fat, and I a ftander-by, rather than himself his fifh fhould fry, VOL. VI. There are fome perfons fo exceffive rude, But you would throw fome debtor into goal. Were it in my election, I should choose, DEAR SIR, LETTER IX. To Mr. I MUST communicate my happiness to you, because you are fo much my friend as to rejoice at it. I fome days ago met with an old acquaintance, a curious perfon, of whom I enquired if he had feen the book concerning Soups and Sauces. He told me he had; but that he had but a very flight view of it, the perfon who was mafter of it not being willing to part with to valuable a rarity out of his clofet. I defired him to give me what account he could of it. He fays, that it is a very handíome octavo; for, ever fince the days of Ogilby, good paper, and good print, and fine cuts, make a book become ingenious, and brighten up an author ftrangely; that there is a copious index; and at the end a caralogue of all the doctor's works, concerning cockles, English beetles, fnails, fpiders that get up into the air and throw us down cobwebs, a monster vomited up by a baker, and fuch like; which, if carefully perufed, would wonderfully improve us. There is, it feems, no manufcript of it in England, nor any other country that can be heard of; fo that this impreffion is from one of Humelbergius, who, as my friend fays, he does not believe contrived it himself, because the things are fo very much out of the way, that it is not probable any learned man would fet himself seriously to work to invent them. He tells me of this ingenious remark made by the editor "That, whatever manufcripts there might "have been, they must have been extremely vi"cious and corrupt, as being written out by the "cooks themselves, or fome of their friends or "fervants, who are not always the moft accu"rate." And then, as my friend obferved, if the cook had used it much, it might be fullied; the cook, perhaps, not always licking his fingers when he had occafion for it. I fhould think it no improvident matter for the ftate to order a select Uu fcrivener to tranfcribe receipts, left ignorant women and housekeepers fhould impofe upon future ages by ill-fpelt and uncorrect receipts for potting of lobsters, or pickling of turkeys. Cælius Apicius, it feems, paffes for the author of this treatise; whofe science, learning, and difcipline, were extremely contemned, and almost abhorred, by Seneca and the ftoics, as introducing luxury, and infecting the manners of the Romans; and fo lay neglected till the inferior ages; but then were introduced, as being a help to phyfic, to which a learned author, called Donatus, fays, that "the "kitchen is a handmaid." I remember in our days, though we cannot in every respect come up to the ancients, that, by a very good author, an old gentleman is introduced as making use of three doctors, Dr, Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merriman. They are reported to be excellent phyficians; and, if kept at a conftant penfion, their fees will not be very coftly. neceflity of abftinence, introduced the eating: how Plutarch fays, "the ancients used to per," whereas all, or at leaft five or fix hande of Apicius's delicates were feafoned with it. Fr we may as well admire that fome Weft Ind fhould abftain from falt, as that we should be to bear the bitterness of hops in our conta drink and therefore we should not be averi rue, cummin, parfley feed, marfb-malowe nettles, with our common meat; or to have p per, honey, falt, vinegar, raisins, muftard, oil, rue, maftic, and cardamums, frown mifcuously over cur dinner when it comes to tel My friend tells me of fome fhort obfervati made out of the annotations, which he owes memory; and therefore begs pardon fis things he may mistake, because it is not with as, that Papirius Petrus was the great p custard: that the “ tetrapbarmacen, a dish mu "admired by the Emperors Adrian and Aut "der Severus, was made of pheafant, pesosi "wild fow's heck and udder, with a brea "ding over it; and that the name and rea "fo odd a difh are to be fought for among " phyficians." It feems, as my friend has learned, there were two perfons that bore the name of Apicius, one under the republic, the other in the time of Ti-perfon, by thewing the difference of our cakez berius, who is recorded by Pliny, " to have had "a great deal of wit and judgment in all affairs "that related to eating," and confequently has his name affixed to many forts of aumulets and pancakes. Nor were emperors lefs contributors to so great an undertaking, as Vitellius, Commodus, Didius, Julianus, and Varius Heliogabalus, whofe imperial names are prefixed to manifold receipts, the laft of which emperors had the peculiar glory of first making sausages of fhrimps, crabs, oyfters, fprawns, and lobfters. And the fe fanfages being mentioned by the author which the editor publifhes, from that and many other arguments the learned Doctor irrefragably maintains, that the book, as now printed could not be tranfcribed till after the time of Heliogabalus, who gloried in the titles of Apicius and Vitellius, more than Antoninus, who had gained his reputation by a temperate, auftere, and folid virtue. And, it feems, under his administration, a person that found out a new foup might have as great a reward as Drake or Dampier might expect for finding out a new Continent. My friend fays, the editors tells us of unheard-of dainties; how "Afopus had a fuj per "of the tongues of birds that could fpeak;" and that "his daughter regaled on pearls," though he does not tell us how fne dreffed them; how "Hortenfius left ten thoufand pipes of wine in "his cellar, for his heir's drinking;" how "Vc"dius Pollio fed his fifh-ponds with man's flesh;" and how "Cæfar bought fix thoufand weight of lampreys for his triumphal fupper" He fays, the editor proves equally to a demonftration, by the proportions and quantities fet down, and the naufeoufnels of the ingredients, that the dinners of the emperors were ordered by their phyficians; and that the recipe was taken by the cook, as the collegiate doctors would do their bills, to a modern apothecary; and that this cuftom was taken from: the Egyptians; and that this method conti nued till the Goths and Vandals over-ran the Weftein Empire; and that they, by ufe, exercife, and The work is divided into ten books; of wh the first treats of foups and pickles, and ant, other things fhews that fauce pans were t before the time of Pliny; that Gordian mela of bitter in a morning; that the ancients faits their wine; and that burnt claret, as new pra tifed, with fpice and fugar, is perniciens, the the adulteration of wine was as ancient as Chi, that Brawn was a Roman difh, which Apics commends as wonderful; its fauce then wa tard and honey, before the frequentie of ta ger: nor were foweed hogs-fect, chaks, ears, unknown to thofe ages. It is very probabil, they were not fo fuperftitious as to have t great a delicate only at Christmas. It were wond a differtation between two learned perio were managed with temper and candour, a krom whether the Britons taught it to the R1585, ← |