Ere your first score of cantos Time unrolls,i. Beware for God's sake, don't begin like Bowles ! "Awake a louder and a loftier strain," And pray, what follows from his boiling brain ?-- He sinks to Southey's level in a trice, Whose Epic Mountains never fail in mice ! Not so of yore awoke your mighty Sire "Of Man's first disobedience and the fruit " 200 i. Ere o'er our heads your Muse's Thunder rolls.—[MS. L. (a).] ii. Earth, Heaven and Hell, are shaken with the Song.—[MS. L. (a).] Pye, and all the "dull of past and present days." Even if he is not a Milton, he may be better than Blackmore; if not a Homer, an Antimachus. I should deem myself presumptuous, as a young man, in offering advice, were it not addressed to one still younger. Mr. Townsend has the greatest difficulties to encounter; but in conquering them he will find employment; in having conquered them, his reward. I know too well "the scribbler's scoff, the critic's contumely;" and I am afraid time will teach Mr. Townsend to know them better. Those who succeed, and those who do not, must bear this alike, and it is hard to say which have most of it. I trust that Mr. Townsend's share will be from envy; he will soon know mankind well enough not to attribute this expression to malice. [This note was written [at Athens] before the author was apprised of Mr. Cumberland's death [in May, 1811]-MS. (See Byron's letter to Dallas, August 27, 1811.) The Rev. George Townsend (1788-1857) published Poems in 1810, and eight books of his Armageddon in 1815. They met with the fate which Byron had predicted. In later life he compiled numerous works of scriptural exegesis. He was a Canon of Durham from 1825 till his death.] I. [The first line of A Spirit of Discovery by Sea, by the Rev. W. Lisle Bowles, first published in 1805.] Still to the "midst of things" he hastens on, Not smoke from brightness, but from darkness-light; 210 If you would please the Public, deign to hear And prurient vice outstrips his tardy teens! iii. Behold him Freshman! forced no more to groan O'er Virgil's1 devilish verses and his own; iv. 220 i. Through deeds we know not, though already done.—[MS. L. (a).] ii. What soothes the people's, Peer's, and Critic's ear.—[MS. L. (a).] iii. And Vice buds forth developed with his Teens.—[MS. M.] iv. The beardless Tyro freed at length from school. [MSS. L. (b), M. erased.] And blushing Birch disdains all College rule.-[MS. M. erased.] And dreaded Birch.—[MS. L. (a and b).] I. Harvey, the circulator of the circulation of the blood, Prayers are too tedious, Lectures too abstruse, He flies from Tavell's frown to "Fordham's Mews; (Unlucky Tavell!1 doomed to daily cares i By pugilistic pupils, and by bears,) Fines, Tutors, tasks, Conventions threat in vain, Civil to sharpers, prodigal of cash; Constant to nought-save hazard and a whore, i. Unlucky Tavell! damned to daily cares ii. By pugilistic Freshmen, and by Bears.-[MS. M. erased.] ii. Ready to quit whate'er he loved before, 230 Constant to nought, save hazard and a whore.-[MS. L. (a).] used to fling away Virgil in his ecstasy of admiration_and say, "the book had a devil." Now such a character as I am copying would probably fling it away also, but rather wish that "the devil had the book;" not from dislike to the poet, but a well-founded horror of hexameters. Indeed, the public school penance of "Long and Short" is enough to beget an antipathy to poetry for the residue of a man's life, and, perhaps, so far may be an advantage. I. "Infandum, regina, jubes renovare dolorem." I dare say Mr. Tavell (to whom I mean no affront) will understand me; and it is no matter whether any one else does or no.To the above events, "quæque ipse miserrima vidi, et quorum pars magna fui,” all times and terms bear testimony. [The Rev. G. F. Tavell was a fellow and tutor of Trinity College, Cambridge, during Byron's residence, and owed this notice to the "zeal with which he protested against his juvenile vagaries." During a part of his residence at Trinity, Byron kept a tame bear in his rooms in Neville's Court. (See English Bards, 1. 973, note, and postcript to the Second Edition, ante, p. 383. See also letter to Miss Pigot, October 26, 1807.) The following copy of a bill (no date) tells its own story :— The Honble. Lord Byron. To John Clarke. £ ... To Bread & Milk for the Bear deliv Cambridge Reve. ... 9 7 A Clarke.] Yet cursing both--for both have made him sore: The P-x becomes his passage to Degrees); Fooled, pillaged, dunned, he wastes his terms away, Launched into life, extinct his early fire, He apes the selfish prudence of his Sire; Buys land, and shrewdly trusts not to the Bank ; Sends him to Harrow-for himself was there. Mute, though he votes, unless when called to cheer, Manhood declines-Age palsies every limb; iii. i. 240 250 i. The better years of youth he wastes away.—[MS. L. (a).] ii. Master of Arts, as all the Clubs proclaim.—[MS. L. (b).] iii. Scrapes wealth, o'er Grandam's endless jointure grieves.— [MS. erased.] O'er Grandam's mortgage, or young hopeful's debts.— O'er Uncle's mortgage.-[MS. L. (b).] [MS. L. (a).] 1. "Hell," a gaming-house so called, where you risk little, and are cheated a good deal. "Club," a pleasant purgatory, where you lose more, and are not supposed to be cheated at all. Counts cent per cent, and smiles, or vainly frets, Crazed, querulous, forsaken, half forgot, But from the Drama let me not digress, 260 270 Nor spare my precepts, though they please you less.. i. Your plot is told or acted more or less.—[MS. M.] ii. To greater sympathy our feelings rise When what is done is done before our eyes.--[MS. L. (a).] iii. Appalls an audience with the work of Death To gaze when Hubert simply threats to sere.-[MS. L. (a).] |