You know 'tis pretious to transfer In moone-light nights, ore fteeple-topps, Mountaines, and pine-trees, that like pricks, or stopps, A ruffet-moale upon fome ladies cheeke. What yong-man can we wish to pleasure us Stad. Ufually that's don. Hec. Last night thou got'ft the Maior of Whelplies fon, I thinck thou haft fpoild the youth: hee's but feaventeene. Goe feed the vessell for the second howre. Sta. Where be the magicall herbes ? Hec. They're downe his throate. His mouth cramb'd full; his eares, and nofthrills ftufft. Aconitum, frondes populeus, and foote, You may fee that, he looks fo black i'th' mouth: Dentaphillon, the blood of a flitter-mowfe, Stad. Then ther's all Heccat? Stuck full of magique needles? Hec. And is the Farmer's picture, and his wives, Stad. They are a roafting both too. Hec. Good; Then their marrowes are a melting fubtelly, And three monethes ficknes fucks up life in 'em. Fell lame laft Sonday after even-fong too. And mark how their theepe profper; or what foupe Each milch-kine gives to th' paile: I'll fend thefe fnakes Shall milke 'em all before hand: the dew'd-fkirted dayrie wenches Shall ftroak dry duggs for this, and goe home curffing: I'll mar their fillabubs, and fwathie feastings Under cowes bellies, with the parish-youthes : Enter FIRESTONE. Wher's Firestone? our fon Firestone, Fire. Here am I mother. Hec. Take in this brazen difh full of deere ware, Thou fhalt have all when I die, and that wilbe Ev'n juft at twelve a clock at night come three yeere. Fire. And may you not have one a-clock in to th' dozen (Mother?) Hec. Noh. Fire. Your fpirits are then more unconscionable then bakers: You'll have liv'd then (Mother) fix-fcore yeare to the hundred; and me-thincks after fix-fcore yeares the devill might give you a caft; for he's a fruiterer too, and has byn from the beginning: the firft apple that ere was eaten, came through his fingers: The Coftermongers then I hold to be the auncienteft trade, though fome would have the Tailor prick'd downe before him. Hec. Goe and take heed you fhed not by the way: The howre muft have her portion, 'tis deere firrop. Each charmed drop is able to confound A famely confifting of nineteene, Or one and twentie feeders. Fire. Mary, heere's stuff indeed! Deere furrup call you it? a little thing would make me give you a dram on't in a poffett, and cutt you three yeares shorter. Hec. Thou'rt now about fome villany. Fire. Not I (forfooth) Truly the devill's in her I thinck. How one villanie smells out an other ftraight: Ther's no knavery but is nofde like a dog, and can fmell out a doggs meaning. (Mother) I pray give me leave to ramble a-broad to-night with the night-mare, for I have a great mind to over-lay a fat parfon's daughter. Hec. And who fhail lye with me then? Fire. The great cat for one night (Mother). 'Tis but a night: make fhift with him for once. Hec. You're a kind fon : But 'tis the nature of you all, I fee that: You had rather hunt after ftrange women ftill, Then lye with your owne mother: Gett thee gon; Sweatt thy fix ounces out about the veffell, And thou fhalt play at mid-night: the night-mare Shall call thee when it walkes. Fire. Thancks most sweet Mother. Enter SEBASTIAN. [Exit. Hec. Urchins, Elves, Haggs, Satires, Pans, Fawnes, filence. Kitt with the candleftick; Tritons, Centaures, Dwarfes, Imps, the Spoone, the Mare, the Man i'th'oake; the Hell-waine, the Fire-drake, the Puckle. A. Ab. Hur. Hus. Seb. Heaven knowes with what unwillingnes and hate I enter this dambd place: but fuch extreemes Of wrongs in love, fight 'gainft religion's knowledge, As numberles as creatures that must die, I could not fhun the way: I know what 'tis Of woman's making, and her faithles vowes: Hec. Thy boldnes takes me bravely: we are all fworne I rife, and bid thee wellcome. What's thy with now? It Seb. Oh my heart fwells with't. I must take breath first. Hec. Is't to confound fome enemie on the feas? may be don to night. Stadlin's within; She raises all your fodaine ruinous stormes That fhipwrack barks, and teares up growing oakes, Flyes over houfes, and takes Anno Domini Out of a rich man's chimney (a fweet place for't) He would be hang'd ere he would fet his owne yeares there, A greene filk curtaine drawne before the eies on't, I'll call forth Hoppo, and her incantation Blaft vine-yards, orchards, meadowes; or in one night VOL. VII. Transport his doong, hay, corne, by reekes, whole ftacks, Seb. This would come moft richely now To many a cuntry grazier: But my envy Hec. Is yt to ftarve up generation? To ftrike a barrennes in man or woman? Seb. Hah! Hec. Hah! did you feele me there? I knew your griefe. Hec. Are theis the skins Of ferpents? theis of fnakes? Seb. I fee they are. Hec. So fure into what houfe theis are convay'd Archimadon, Marmaritin, Calicia, Which I could fort to villanous barren ends, But this leades the fame way: More I could inftance: After fun-fett: Good, excellent: yet all's there (Sir). Το Hec. No: time must do't: we cannot disioyne wedlock : 'Tis of heaven's faftning: well may we raife jarrs, Jealouzies, ftriffes, and hart-burning difagreements, Upon that patient miracle: but the work itself Seb. I depart happy In what I have then, being constrain❜d to this : And graunt you (greater powres) that difpofe men, That I may never need this hag agen. [Exit. Hec. I know he loves me not, nor there's no hope on't; 'Tis for the love of mifcheif I doe this, And that we are fworne to the first oath we take. Fire. Oh mother, mother. Hec. What's the newes with thee now? Fire. There's the braveft yong gentleman within, and the finelieft drunck: I thought he would have falne into the veffel: he ftumbled at a pipkin of childes greaze; reelde against Stadlin, over threw her, and in the tumbling caft, ftruck up old Puckles heeles with her clothes over her eares. Hec. Hoy-day! Fire. I was fayne to throw the cat upon her, to fave her honestie; and all litle enough: I cryde out ftill, I pray be coverd. See where he comes now (Mother.) Enter ALMACHILDES. Alm. Call you theis witches? They be tumblers me-thinckes, very flat tumblers. I have had him thrice in Incubus already. Hec. "Tis any thing. Call me the horridft and unhallowed things That life and nature trembles at; for thee I'll be the fame. Thou com'ft for a love-charme now? Hec. Thou fhalt have choice of twentie, wett, or drie. Hec. Yf thou wilt ufe't by way of cup and potion, I'll give thee a Remora fhall be-witch her straight. Hec. A litle fuck-ftone, Some call it a ftalamprey, a fmall fish. Al. And muft 'be butter'd? Hec. The bones of a greene frog too: wondrous pretious, The flesh confum'd by pize-mires. Al. Pize-mires! give me a chamber-pot. Fire. You fhall fee him goe nighe to be fo unmannerly, hee'll make water before my mother anon. Al. And now you talke of frogs, I have fomewhat here: I come not emptie pocketted from a bancket. (I learn'd that of my haberdashers wife.) Looke, gooddy witch, there's a tond in marchpane for you. Al. And here's a spawne or two Of the fame paddock-brood too, for your fon. Fire. I thanck your worship, fir: how comes your handkercher fo fweetely thus beray'd? fure tis wett fucket, fir. Al. 'Tis nothing but the firrup the toad fpit, Take all I pree-thee. Hec. This was kindly don, fir, And you shall sup with me to-night for this. |