And from the spousall rites he readeth him refrayne, Except aduise to what they like theyr bending mynde do moue. As well the father might haue counseld him to stay That from a mountaines top thrown downe is falling halfe the way, As warne his frend to stop amyd his race begonne, Whom Cupid with his smarting whip enforceth foorth to ronne. What way were best, vnknowne, to ende so great an enterprise. Scarce pacient tarieth whilst his leeche doth make the salue to cure: So Romeus hardly graunts a short day and a night, Yet nedes he must, els must he want his onely heartes delight. Her hidden burning loue, and eke her thought and cares so colde. But wonne at length with promest hyre, she made a solemne vowe To do what she commaundes, as handmayd of her hest; To know the meane of mariage, by councell of the fryre. On Satvrday (quod he) if Juliet come to shrift She shalbe shriued and maried:-how lyke you, noorse, this drift? Now by my truth, (quod she) God's blessing haue your hart, If that you loue the daughter well, to bleare the mothers eyes! To mock the sely mother, that suspecteth nothing lesse. But that it pleased you to tell me of the case, For all my many yeres perhaps I should haue found it scarse. To get her leaue, some feate excuse I will deuise anone; Or for in thoughts of loue her ydel time she spent, Or otherwise within her hart deserued to be shent. I know her mother will in no case say her nay; I warrant you, she shall not fayle to come on Saterday. And then she sweares to him, the mother loues her well; And how she gaue her sucke in youth, she leaueth not to tell. Lord how it could full pretely haue prated with it tong! And clapt her on the buttocke soft, and kist where I did clappe: Then I had been to haue a kisse of some olde lecher's mouth. And of her present state to make a tedious long discoorse. The day and eke the candle light before theyr talke shall fayle. Yet boldly do they chat of both, when no man checkes theyr lyes. Then he vi crownes of gold out of his pocket drew, And gaue them her;-a slight reward (quod he) and so adiew. In seuen yeres twise tolde she had not bowd so lowe Her crooked knees, as now they bowe: she sweares she will be stowe Her crafty wit, her time, and all her busy payne, To helpe him to his hoped blisse; and, cowring downe agayne, She takes her leaue, and home she hyes with spedy pace; The chaumber doore she shuts, and then she saith with smyling face; Good newes for thee, my gyrle, good tidinges I thee bring, Leaue of thy woonted song of care, and now of pleasure sing. For thou mayst hold thyselfe the happiest vnder sonne, That in so little while so well so worthy a knight hast wonne. The best y-shapde is he and hath the fayrest face, Of all this towne, and there is none hath halfe so good a grace: So gentle of his speche, and of his counsell wise: And still with many prayses more she heaued him to the skies. Tell me els what, (quod she) this euermore I thought; And then (said she) he spake to me, and then I spake him thus. Saue onely one that she forgot, the taking of the golde. One thing there is which most of all doth cause my endless ruth. A thousand times I haue bewept, and shall, while lyfe doth last. When thou mayst liue in happy ioy, to set light by thy blisse." If any man be here whom loue hath clad with care, To him I speake; if thou wilt spede, thy purse thou must not spare. Two sorts of men there are, seeld welcome in at doore, There is no better way to fishe then with a golden hooke. And to them selfe they laugh how they the mother shall begyle. And leaue for her to goe to shrift on Saterday, she got. So well this Juliet, this wyly wench, dyd know Her mothers angry houres, and eke the true bent of her bowe. The Saterday betimes, in sober weede yclad, She tooke her leaue, and forth she went with visage graue and sad. With her the nurce is sent, as brydle of her lust, With her the mother sendes a mayde almost of equall trust. Betwixt her teeth the bytte the Jenet now hath cought, So warely eke the vyrgin walkes, her mayde perceiueth nought. She gaseth not in churche on yong men of the towne, Ne wandreth she from place to place, but straight she kneleth downe Vpon an alters step, where she deuoutly prayes, neere. Some great offence (quod he) you have committed late, Perhaps you haue displeasd your frend by geuing him a mate. Then turning to the nurce and to the other mayde, Go heare a masse or two, (quod he) which straightway shalbe sayde. For, her confession heard, I will vnto you twayne The charge that I receiud of you restore to you agayne. That for this trusty fryre hath chaungde her yong mistrusting mayde? I dare well say, there is in all Verona none, But Romeus, with whom she would so gladly be alone. But Romeus, her frend, was entred in before, And ioyfull Juliet is healde of all her smart, For now the rest of all her parts haue found her straying hart. As farre as I of Romeus learne, who by you standeth here, And he your spouse in steady truth, till death shall end your life. And both the louers said, it was theyr onely harts request. What loue and honor he doth owe, and dette that he must pay,- Received of Romeus; and then they both arose. To whom the frier then said: Perchaunce apart you will disclose, Say on at once, for time it is that hence you should depart. Fayre lady, send to me agayne your nurce this after noone. Of corde I will bespeake a ladder by that time; By which, this night, while other sleepe, I will your window clime. Then will we talke of loue and of our olde dispayres, Till night and Venus child geue leaue the wedding to fulfill. The merchant eke that nedefull things doth dred to fetch from farre, The ploughman that, for doute of feerce inuading foes, cease, Then ceased are the harmes which cruell warre bringes foorth: The merchant then may boldly fetch his wares of precious woorth; Dredeless the husbandman doth till his fertile feeld. For welth, her mate, not for her selfe, is peace so precious held: So louers liue in care, in dread, and in vnrest, And dedly warre by striuing thoughts they kepe within their brest; But wedlocke is the peace wherby is freedome wonne To do a thousand pleasant thinges that should not els be donne. Thy stearles ship, (O Romeus,) hath been long while betost; Art comme in sight of quiet hauen; and, now the wrackfull barre Is hid with swelling tyde, boldly thou mayst resort That thou do misse the chanell that doth leade to thy delight! |