Dr Goldsmith and some of his friends occasionally dined at the St James's Coffee-house.-One day it was proposed to write epitaphs on him. His country, dialect, and person, furnished subjects of witticism. He was called on for RETALIATION, and at their next meeting produced the following poem. RETALIATION; A POEM. Of old, when Scarron his companions invited, 6 'The master of the St James's Coffee-house, where the doctor, and the friends he has characterised in this poem, occasionally dined. 2 Doctor Bernard, dean of Derry, in Ireland. 3 The Right Hon. Edmund Burke. 4 Mr William Burke, late secretary to General Conway, and member for Bedwin. 5 Mr Richard Burke, collector of Granada. 6 Mr Richard Cumberland, author of «The West Indian,» « Fashionable Lover,» « The Brothers,” and various other productions. 7 Dr Douglas, canon of Windsor, (afterwards bishop of Salisbury), an ingenious Scotch gentleman, who no less distinguished himself as a citizen of the world, than a sound critic, in detecting several literary mistakes (or rather forgeries) of his countrymen; particularly Lauder on Milton, and Bower's History of the Popes. Our Garrick's' a sallad; for in him we see 3 That Ridge 2 is anchovy, and Reynolds 3 is lamb; 4 Magnanimous Goldsmith a gooseberry fool. At a dinner so various, at such a repast, Who'd not be a glutton, and stick to the last? Here lies the good dean,3 re-united to earth, Who mix'd reason with pleasure, and wisdom with mirth : If he had any faults, he has left us in doubt, At least in six weeks I could not find 'em out; Yet some have declared, and it can't be denied 'em, 6 Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such, We scarcely can praise it, or blame it too much; Who, born for the universe, narrow'd his mind, And to party gave up what was meant for mankind. Though fraught with all learning, yet straining his throat To persuade Tommy Townshend to lend him a vote; David Garrick, Esq. 2 Counsellor John Ridge, a gentleman belonging to the Irish bar. 3 Sir Joshua Reynolds. 4 An eminent attorney. 5 Vide page 93. 6 Vide page 93. 7 Mr T. Townshend, member for Whitchurch. Who, too deep for his hearers, still went on refining, Here lies honest William,' whose heart was a mint, While the owner ne'er knew half the good that was in't; The pupil of impulse, it forced him along, His conduct still right, with his argument wrong; What was good was spontaneous, his faults were his own. 2 Here lies honest Richard, whose fate I must sigh at ; Alas, that such frolic should now be so quiet! What spirits were his! what wit and what whim! That we wish'd him full ten times a-day at old Nick ; As often we wish'd to have Dick back again. 2 Mr Richard Burke; (vide page 93.) This gentleman having slightly fractured one of his arms and legs at different times, the doctor has rallied him on those accidents, as a kind of retributive justice for breaking his jests upon other people. Here Cumberland lies, having acted his parts, To draw men as they ought to be, not as they are. His fools have their follies so lost in a crowd Here Douglas retires from his toils to relax, The scourge of impostors, the terror of quacks: Come, all ye quack bards, and ye quacking divines, Come, and dance on the spot where your tyrant reclines : When satire and censure encircled his throne, I fear'd for your safety, I fear'd for my own; But now he is gone, and we want a detector, 2 Our Dodds' shall be pious, our Kenricks shall lecture; The Rev. Dr Dodd. 2 Dr Kenrick, who read lectures at the Devil Tavern, under the title of The School of Shakspeare.» |