I'le tel you plaine, the matter is fresh, A displing rod must needs be had; This displing rod, will make you nod, And cause your heads to grow: Get home, keepe house, ware tounes so pure: When home you come, ioine faith & loue, Cast off your garments braue; Must churches doune to maintaine pride Few mighty subiects fit a state, A few doe verie wel. Crack me this nut, thou gentle blood, Shall prince say no, and pearlesse men And do they liue, and liue they stil Martin's farewel, and let's be friends, Yet no man's sword could strike so sore As Martin's would. I'le say no more." This is succeeded by six ten-line stanzas of a strange epithetical compound of garbled sentences, with a studied phraseology, in part imitating the Scotish language. A few lines will suffice. "Thou caytif kerne, vncouth thou art, vnkist thou eke sal bee, Thy spell is borrell, spokis bin blunt, thy sconce rude rusticall, Quhat zeale were thilke that kingis gwerdons, whae are iclad in clay, Quhilk they bequeathit to the kirke as monuments for aie, Should be so robd and ransackit, contrair to their behests, To make new vpstart Jacks Lor-Danes, with coin to cram their chests? That they whaes fathers were bot kernis, knauis, pesants, clownis & booris, Moght perke as paddocks, ligg in soft, & swath their paramoris.--St. 3. Thilke men of elde that han from God the sprite of prophecie, Quhilk thou dost reke, did not as thou, spekes scoffes and ribaudrie. Weil lettred clarkis endite thair warkes (quoth Horace) slow & geasoun, But thou can wise forth buike by buike at euery spurt & seasoun. For men of litrature t' endite so fast, them doth not sitte, Enaunter in them, as in thee, thail pen outrun thair witt; The shaftis of foolis are soone shotte out, bot fro the merke they stray, So art thou glibbe to guibe and taunte, but rouest all the way. Quhen thou hast parbrackt out thy gorge, & shot out all thy arrowes, See that thou hold thy clacke, & hang thy quiver on the gallowes." St. 5. The epigrams have more abuse than wit. "New-fangled bores I thought to terme the birdes of Martin's nets, But that I see in getting boies, like men they doe their best. The veriest knaves cheefe Pruritans, and Martinists are found; And why they saie where sin was great, there grace will most abound." The merit or demerit of controversial publications is seldom a matter worth inquiry; their ephemerical purpose served, they are generally destroyed and forgotten. In the present instance, tracts that once created an universal ferment in this kingdom, now only occur among the rarest preservations of chance, and the most industrious research will not gratify the collector with obtaining possession of the whole pro and con. Literary curiosities they must remain while the history of the press forms a prominent feature in that of our country; but of their origin the following lines give such an indifferent description, as to leave that scarcity unregretted by general readers. "If any mervaile at the man, and doe desire to see, The stile and phrase of Martin's booke, come learn it here of me: Holde my cloke boy, chill haue a vliag at Martin, O the boore, pate, Th' vnsauorie snuffes first iesting booke, though clownish, knauish was, But keeping still one stile, he prooues a sodden headed asse. But, O, that godly cobler Cliffe, as honest an olde lad, * See Herbert, p. 1687. These tinker termes, and barber's iestes first Tarleton on the stage, ART. LXXIV. Lord Chandos. The glorious life and honourable death of Sir John Chandos, Lord of St. Salviour, le Viscount, great Seneschall of Poyctow, high Constable of Acquitaine, Knight of the honourable order of the Garter, elected by the first founder King Edward the third at his institution thereof.-4to. 1592. THE title of this poem is subjoined to a scarce book, entitled "The true use of Armorie;* showed by historie, and plainly proved by example: the necessitie thereof also discovered: with the manner of differings in ancient time, the lawfulness of honorable funerals and moniments: with other matters of antiquitie, incident to the advauncing of banners, ensignes, and markes of noblenesse and chevalrie. By William Wyrley. Imprinted at London by J. Jackson, for Gabriell Cawood, 1592." 4to. The above poem of Lord Chandos begins at p. 29, and ends at p. 108-then follows another poem en * This treatise was republished by Dugdale under the title of "The ancient usage of bearing arms." Duod. It is a sensible and instructive little book. titled "Capitall de Buz. The Honourable life and languishing death of Sir John de Gralhy Capitall de Buz, one of the Knights elected by the first founder of the Garter into that noble order, and sometime one of the principall Governors of Guyen, ancestor to the French King that now is." This poem consists of fifty pages. A very short specimen of the first poem will satisfy my readers. STANZA 1. Let none rejoice too much in fortune's state, For as grave Senec', in wise morals, saith, STANZA 10. When first that worthy golden book began, "For Magistrates" bright " Mirror" clear indeed, Through which eternal praise the authors wan, Strait I believ'd as truly as my creed, STANZA 374. Sweet gentle Knight, he said, † fair peerless flower, *The Mirror for Magistrates, 1559. + One who bewaileth his fate. |