"Twas in Earth's younger day, MORGANTE MAGGIORE. Ere the beard of Time had grown so grey, Ere Druids bent at Stanton Drew, And when England's white-wash'd walls were new, Over those fruitful shores that grew Where dirty Sabrina to ocean descends, And rolls like a pig in the mud at her ease, There dwelt two giants, brothers and friends. They regarded each other as brother and brother Such Goram deem'd Vincent, such Vincent deem'd Goram; But I know not if either had father or mother, Or if at that period there lived any other, Or if any such had existence before 'em. How there came to exist such a huge pair of folks But assuredly not from a parsley bed. One might doubt if they ever were infants at all, Or have made it a peg-top with Salisbury spire. One day, it was very agreeable weather, The air was soft and still, Vincent and Goram sat together On the top of an eminent hill. The sun smiling downwards so warmly and brightly, The icthyosaurus and plesiosaurus (Who afterwards died to be specimens for us) Were crawling, and turning, and twisting, and twining, Enjoying the warming, admiring the shining, And not for a moment divining That their limbs so full of quick actions And that centuries hence should see 'em Arranged in the British Museum : And the cheiropodon whisk'd his tail in the air, With a sort of expression of "devil may care." But Vincent look'd thoughtful and Goram look'd dull, Loud it was, but not ungracious, For his spirit was mild though his lungs were capacious. "Goram," he said, "I am sad to think Our mastodonta, our cheiropodonta, Which you and I eat whenever we want a To fill up a hollow They go on as wisely as either you or I. They sleep and they wake, they drink and they eat, Nor know that to-morrow they'll serve us for meat; Or dying in some little chink of the stones, Lie there till the soft earth grows hard round their bones. And shall such be our fate? Shall our names and our deeds Be for ever unknown to the race that succeeds? Shall we not do some act a renown that may yield, "Well," Goram said, and scratch'd his head, Which was thickly matted with whalebone hair; "Let us build a great mound, with its foot on the ground, And its head very loftily raised in the air: Let us build it of rocks, and the bones of our flocks "Then new people would say," Vincent made him reply, "Mark the pride of the giants of old! They rear'd up great pillars of rock to the sky, And Vincent pursued:-"Let us do some great deed, And astonish the natives in ages to come. By such a proceeding We gain an abundance of newts and of eels" (The newts were the saurians renown'd in our song, And the eels great sea-monsters, three hundred feet long,) "Let us cleave then a passage just here through the rocks, And win this fine pasture to fold in our flocks." But Goram was heavy and slow, And fear'd that the toil would be great; Moreover, he wanted to know, And requested his brother to state, With what sort of tool they could possibly shiver That firm mass of rock 'twixt the lake and the river? "Leave that to my care," His companion replied; "And I will prepare, And I will provide, A suitable tool for the purpose in view, That will serve very well for myself and for you. With my hook and my line by the side of the brook," (His line was a cable, an anchor his hook Whence he got them I know not, I know but the factAnd the brook was the sea, if we must be exact ;) "To essay and to look, if, by hook and by crook, I might coax a leviathan out of his nook,It so came to pass, That I met with a mass Vincent, of course, was convinced he should win ; Of the loss of some meals; So his answer was brisk To his brother's appeals: "I do not spy wisdom," he said, " in your words; Let each of us do as seems best in his view. I will attend to our flocks and our herds, And you, if it you like-if your taste it may strikeMay go and pick channels among the rocks." And then he added, and smiled so grim, ('Twas a very sly sort of a smile for him; But Goram at times was a bit of a fox,) And his tongue went over his upper lip, As a wave of the sea o'er the bows of a ship, "Trust me to take care of our herds and our flocks." So the wiser giant form'd his axe, And bruised the earth with sore attacks; Whilst thoughtless Goram, prone to munch, (His jaws would work though his hands were lax,) Went gathering oak-trees many a bunch, To broil a lion and elk for lunch. He stuck a small ash-tree through both of their backs, And basted them well by squeezing a seal; Devoted some moments to sniff and admire, Such was the way he spent his time; Set Sampson's posts for wolves and bears. But after awhile, growing thoroughly sick And seeing his brother so busy and quick, 270 Scarcely contriving a morn to beguile, This plot conceived, he was not lax So he borrow'd the loan of Vincent's axe, And without delay began. At Vincent's work he seem'd to scoff, Though he scarce had reason why; So he chose a spot, some three miles off, Where his own canal should lie : Which he meant should be better, in every respect, That the waves of the lake should glide out through it runningly. Glad he thus should find employ, And both at last agreed By hourly turns to hew the rocks- For such gigantic powers: A branchless pine-tree form'd the gnomon, And Goram deeming that his plan Consented to a wager: If he had been a wiser man, He would have been a sager. "If I should lose," bold Vincent said, "And I," said Goram, "if I lose, A weekly tribute to your hand, Vincent, now a practised hand, "The greater the haste the less the speed." * A barren island, near the mouth of the Bristol Channel, But Goram work'd hard whilst his muscles were pliant; And still on the rocks, as he batter'd and batter'd, And Antipodes (far away over the ocean,) But whilst Vincent went steadily, steadily on, He thought, with a sigh, of the weekly pie, Which he rather would cook for himself than his brother; And he 'gan to think if he might not shrink Out of his compact in some way or other. He pick'd at the hill, with small power or skill, To rest for a moment and look at the weather. Then again he would take the tool His porpoise toes in the river below: Ye who have roam'd, with favour'd feet, Through the enchanted grounds of Blaise, (Know ye a scene that's half so fair?) Have seen the giant's stony seat Such as 'twas form'd in ancient days Still do they call it, "Goram's chair."* Now o'er the top ashes gracefully bow, * "Goram's Chair," or "The Giant's Chair," in the beautiful grounds of Blaise Castle at Henbury, is a remarkable rock, in form closely resembling an arm-chair. three miles from Bristol, and is situated on the edge of a ravine through which runs a rivulet, It is distant about called, by courtesy, the River Trim. Tradition relates, as stated in the text (but statements in verse pass for nothing, which gives occasion to this note in prose), that the giant Goram used to sit in the chair and bathe his feet in the water below. |