The scouring drunkard, if he does not fight A bully cannot sleep without a brawl: Yet though his youthful blood be fired with wine, Poor me he fights, if that be fighting, where He stands, and bids me stand: I must abide; • Where did you whet your knife to-night (he cries), And shred the leeks that in your stomach rise? Whose windy beans have stuff'd your guts, and where Have your black thumbs been dipp'd in vinegar? Or what church-porch, your rogueship may be found?' 30 Stern Achilles.' The friend of Achilles was Patroclus, who was slain by Hector. Answer, or answer not, 'tis all the same: He lays me on, and makes me bear the blame. [come [plough. Beneath the kings 3 and tribunitial powers! 31 One gaol did all their criminals restrain; Which now the walls of Rome can scarce contain. More I could say, more causes I could show For my departure; but the sun is low: 31 Beneath the kings, &c.' Rome was originally ruled by kings; till, for the rape of Lucretia, Tarquin the Proud was expelled after which it was governed by two consuls yearly chosen; but they oppressing the people, the commoners mutinied, and procured Tribunes to be created, who defended their privileges, and often opposed the consular authority and the senate. The wagoner grows weary of my stay; And whips his horses forwards on their way. 32 Aquinum was the birthplace of Juvenal. JUVENA L. SATIRE IV. BY THE REV. RICHARD DUKE. The Argument. The poet in this Satire first brings in Crispinus, whom he had a lash at in his first Satire, and whom he promises here not to be forgetful of for the future. He exposes his monstrous prodigality and luxury in giving the price of an estate for a barbel; and from thence takes occasion to introduce the principal subject and true design of this Satire, which is grounded upon a ridiculous story of a turbot presented to Domitian, of so vast a bigness that all the emperor's scullery had not a dish large enough to hold it. Upon which, the Senate, in all haste, is summoned to consult in this exigency, what is fittest to be done. The poet gives us a particular of the Senators' names, their distinct characters, and speeches, and advice; and, after much and wise consultation, an expedient being found out and agreed upon, he dismisses the Senate, and concludes the Satire. ONCE more Crispinus, call'd upon the stage VOL. I. P What matter then how stately is the arch Where his tired mules slow with their burden march? What matter then how thick and long the shade Or new-built palaces, his own he calls? The' incestuous brute, who the veil'd vestal maid Who for her crime, if laws their course might have, Ought to descend' alive into the grave. But now of slighter faults; and yet the same, By others done, the censor's justice claim. For what good men ignoble count and base Is virtue here, and does Crispinus grace: In this he's safe, whate'er we write of him, The person is more odious than the crime: And so all satire's lost. The lavish slave Six thousand pieces' for a barbel gave: A sesterce for each pound it weigh'd (as they Give out that hear great things, but greater say). If by this bribe well placed, he would ensnare Some sapless usurer that wants an heir; Or if this present the sly courtier meant, Should to some punk of quality be sent, 1 If laws their course- -ought to descend,' &c.-Crispinus had deflowered a vestal virgin; but by his favour with Domitian, she escaped the punishment due to her offence, which was to be buried alive by Numa's law, as may be seen in Livy, 1. 1. and is more particularly described in Plutarch's Life of Numa. 2. Six thousand pieces.' Six thousand of the Roman sestertii, which makes six sestertia; according to our account, 461. 17s. 6d. |