To his voracious bag, struggling in vain, Time was when, in the pastoral retreat, Th’unguarded door was safe; men did not watch T'invade another's right, or guard their own. Then sleep was undisturb’d by fear, unscar’d By drunken howlings; and the chilling tale Of midnight murder was a wonder heard With doubtful credit, told to frighten babes. But farewell now to unsuspicious nights, And slumbers unalarm’d! Now, ere you sleep, See that your polish'd arms be prim’d with care, And drop the night-bolt ;-ruffians are abroad; And the first larum of the cock's shrill throat May prove a trumpet, summoning your ear To horrid sounds of hostile feet within. Ev'n day-light has its dangers; and the walk Through pathless wastes and woods, unconscious once Of other tenants than melodious birds, VILLAGE ALE-HOUSES DECRIED. PASS where we may, through city or through town, Village, or hamlet, of this merry land, Though lean and beggar'd, ev'ry twentieth pace Conducts th' unguarded nose to such a whiff Of stale debauch, forth-issuing from the styes That law has licens'd, as makes temp’rance reel. There sit, involv’d and lost in curling clouds Of Indian fume, and guzzling deep, the boor, The lackey, and the groom: the craftsman there Takes a Lethean leave of all his toils; Smith, cobbler, joiner, he that plies the shears, And he that kneads the dough; all loud alike, All learned, and all drunk! The fiddle screams Plaintive and piteous, as it wept and wail’d Its wasted tones and harmony unheard: Fierce the dispute, whate'er the theme; while she, Fell Discord, arbitress of such debate, Perch'd on the sign-post, holds with even hand SOLDIERSHIP. BUT faster far, and more than all the rest, a Bent knees, round shoulders, and dejected looks, Procure him many a curse. By slow degrees, Unapt to learn, and form’d of stubborn stuff, Ile yet by slow degrees puts off himself, Grows conscious of a change, and likes it well: lle stands erect; his slouch becomes a walk; lle steps right onward, martial in his air, His form, and movement; is as smart above As meal and larded locks can make him: wears His hat, or his plum'd helmet, with a grace; And, his three years of heroship expir’d, Returns indignant to the slighted plough. lle hates the field, in which no fife or drum Attends him; drives his cattle to a march; And sighs for the smart comrades he has left. 'Twere well if his exterior change were allBut with his clumsy port the wretch has lost His ignorance and harmless mamers too! To swear, to game, to drink ; to show at home, By lewdness, idleness, and sabbath-breach, The great proficiency he made abroad; T” astonish and to grieve his gazing friends; To break some maiden's and his mother's heart; *To be a pest where he was useful once; Are his sole aim, and all his glory, now! |