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EPITAPH

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DR. PARNE L.

HIS tomb infcribed to gentle PARNEL's name. May speak our gratitude, but not his fame. What heart but feels his fweetly-moral lay, That leads to truth through pleafure's flowery way! Celestial themes confefs'd his tuneful aid; And heaven, that lent him genius, was repaid. Needless to him the tribute we bestow,

The transitory breath of fame below:

More lafting rapture from his works shall rise,
While converts thank their poet in the skies.

EP I

EPILOGUE

TO THE COMEDY OF THE

SISTER S.

WHAT? five long acts-and all to make us wifer!

Our authorefs fure has wanted an adviser.
Had fhe confulted me, fhe fhould have made
Her moral play a speaking masquerade;
Warm'd up each bustling scene, and in her rage
Have emptied all the green-room on the stage.
My life on't, this had kept her play from finking;
Have pleas'd our eyes, and fav'd the pain of thinking.
Well, fince the thus has fhewn her want of skill,
What if I give a masquerade ?—I will.

But how? ay, there's the rub! [pausing ]—I've got

my cue:

The world's a mafquerade! the mafquers, you, you, [To Boxes, Pit, and Gallery.

you.

Lud! what a group the motley scene discloses! False wits, false wives, false virgins, and false spouses! Statesmen with bridles on; and, close befide 'em, Patriots in party-colour'd fuits that ride 'em.

There

There Hebes, turn'd of fifty, try once more
To raise a flame in Cupids of threescore.
These in their turn, with appetites as keen,
Deferting fifty, faften on fifteen.

Mifs, not yet full fifteen, with fire uncommon,
Flings down her fampler, and takes up the woman;
The little urchin fmiles, and fpreads her lure,
And tries to kill, ere fhe's got power to cure,
Thus 'tis with all-their chief and conftant care
Is to feem every thing- but what they are.
Yon broad, bold, angry spark, I fix my eye on,
Who seems t' have robb'd his vizor from the lion;
Who frowns, and talks, and fwears, with round parade,
Looking, as who should say, dam'me! who's afraid?
[Mimicking.

Strip but this vizor off, and fure I am
You'll find his lionship a very lamb.
Yon politician, famous in debate,
Perhaps, to vulgar eyes, beftrides the state;
Yet, when he deigns his real shape t' affume,
He turns old woman, and bestrides a broom.
Yon patriot, too, who preffes on your fight,
And seems to every gazer, all in white,

If with a bribe his candour you attack,

He bows, turns round, and whip-the man in black! Yon critic, too-but whither do I run?

If I proceed, our bard will be undone !

Well then a truce, fince fhe requests it too:
Do you spare her, and I'll for once fpare you.

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