But if you are a portly man, Put on your fiercest frown, And talk about a constable To turn them out of town; Then close your sentence with an oath, And shut the window down! And if you are a slender man, Go very quietly and drop A button in the hat! THE TREADMILL SONG. THE stars are rolling in the sky, And we can feel the rattling wheel And make the axle fly; Why should not wheels go round about, Wake up, wake up, my duck-legged man, And stir your solid pegs! Arouse, arouse, my gawky friend, And shake your spider legs; What though you 're awkward at the trade, There's time enough to learn, So lean upon the rail, my lad, And take another turn. They 've built us up a noble wall, We 've nothing in the world to do, So faster, now, you middle men, Here, tread upon the long man's toes, He shan't be lazy here, And punch the little fellow's ribs, And tweak that lubber's ear, He's lost them both, — don't pull his hair, Because he wears a scratch, But poke him in the further eye, Hark! fellows, there's the supper-bell, And so our work is done; It's pretty sport, suppose we take A round or two for fun! If ever they should turn me out, When I have better grown, Now hang me, but I mean to have A treadmill of my own! THE SEPTEMBER GALE. I'm not a chicken; I have seen Full many a chill September, And though I was a youngster then, That gale I well remember; The day before, my kite-string snapped, And I, my kite pursuing, The wind whisked off my palm-leaf hat; For me two storms were brewing! It came as quarrels sometimes do, There was a heavy sigh or two, A little stir among the clouds, Before they rent asunder, A little rocking of the trees, And then came on the thunder. Lord! how the ponds and rivers boiled, And all above was in a howl, And all below a clatter, — It chanced to be our washing-day, I saw the shirts and petticoats Go riding off like witches; I lost, ah! bitterly I wept, I lost my Sunday breeches! I saw them straddling through the air, I saw them chase the clouds as if The devil had been in them; They were my darlings and my pride, "My breeches! O my breeches!" |