'Tis dry enough, will, with great speed of judgment, Ulyss. And wake him to the answer, think you? It is most meet; Whom may you else oppose, For here the Trojans taste our dear'st repute In this wild action: for the success, Although particular, shall give a scantling And in such indexes, although small pricks 7 Of things to come at large. It is suppos'd, What heart receives from hence a conquering part, Ulyss. Give pardon to my speech; — Therefore 'tis meet, Achilles meet not Hector. Yes, 6 scantling-] that is, a measure, proportion. The carpenter cuts his wood to a certain scantling. 7— · small pricks -] Small points compared with the volumes, or perhaps indexes, which were, in Shakspeare's time, often prefired to books. The lustre of the better shall exceed, By showing the worse first. Do not consent, For both our honour and our shame, in this, Nest. I see them not with my old eyes: what are they? Ulyss. What glory our Achilles shares from Hector, Were he not proud, we all should share with him: But he already is too insolent; And we were better parch in Africk sun, 8 Should he 'scape Hector fair: If he were foil'd, The sort to fight with Hector: Among ourselves, For that will physick the great Myrmidon, Who broils in loud applause; and make him fall If the dull brainless Ajax come safe off, 1 Yet go we under our opinion still That we have better men. But, hit or miss, Our project's life this shape of sense assumes, — Now I begin to relish thy advice; And I will give a taste of it forthwith To Agamemnon: go we to him straight. Must tarre the mastiffs on, as 'twere their bone. [Exeunt. 8 our main opinion] is, our general estimation or cha racter. 9 The sort] i. e. the lot. under our opinion] Here again opinion means character. * Must tarre the mastiffs on,] Tarre, an old English word, signifying to provoke or urge on. ACT II. SCENE I. Another Part of the Grecian Camp. Enter AJAX and THERSITES. Ajax. Thersites, Ther. Agamemnon how if he had boils? full, all over, generally? Ajax. Thersites, Ther. And those boils did run? Say so, - did not the general run, then? were not that a botchy core? Ajax. Dog, Ther. Then would come some matter from him; I see none now. Ajax. Thou bitch-wolf's son, canst thou not hear? Feel then. [Strikes him. Ther. The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord! Ajax. Speak then, thou unsalted leaven, speak: I will beat thee into handsomeness. Ther. I shall sooner rail thee into wit and holiness: but, I think, thy horse will sooner con an oration, than thou learn a prayer without book. Thou canst strike, canst thou? a red murrain o'thy jade's tricks! Ajax. Toads-stool, learn me the proclamation. Ther. Dost thou think, I have no sense, thou strikest me thus? Ajax. The proclamation, Ther. Thou art proclaimed a fool, I think. Ajax. Do not, porcupine, do not; my fingers itch. Ther. I would, thou didst itch from head to foot, and I had the scratching of thee; I would make thee the 3 Act II.] This play is not divided into Acts in any of the original editions. loathsomest scab in Greece. When thou art forth in the incursions, thou strikest as slow as another. Ajax. I say the proclamation, Ther. Thou grumblest and railest every hour on Achilles; and thou art as full of envy at his greatness as Cerberus is at Proserpina's beauty, ay, that thou barkest at him. Ajax. Mistress Thersites ! Ther. Thou shouldest strike him. Ajax. Cobloaf! 4 5 Ther. He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a sailor breaks a biscuit. Ajax. You whoreson cur! Ther. Do, do. Ajax. Thou stool for a witch! 6 7 [Beating him. Ther. Ay, do, do; thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows; an assinego may tutor thee: Thou scurvy valiant ass! thou art here put to thrash Trojans; and thou art bought and sold among those of any wit, like a Barbarian slave. If thou use to beat me 9, I will begin at thy heel, and 8 tell what thou art by inches, thou thing of no bowels, thou! Ajax. You dog! Ther. You scurvy lord! Ajax. You cur! [Beating him. Cobloaf! A crusty, uneven, gibbous loaf, is in some counties called by this name. 5 pun thee into shivers —] Pun is in the midland counties the vulgar and colloquial word for-pound. 6 Thou stool for a witch!] In one way of trying a witch, they used to place her on a chair or stool, with her legs tied across, that all the weight of her body might rest upon her seat; and by that means, after some time, the circulation of the blood would be much stopped, and her sitting would be as painful as the wooden horse. GREY. 7 - an assinego-] A he-ass. S thou art bought and sold -] This was a proverbial expression. 9 If thou use to beat me,] i. e. if thou continue to beat me, or make a practice of beating me. do. Ther. Mars his idiot! do, rudeness; do, camel; do, Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS. Achil. Why, how now, Ajax? wherefore do you thus? How now, Thersites? what's the matter, man? Ther. You see him there, do you? Achil. Ay; what's the matter? Ther. Nay, look upon him. Achil. So I do; what's the matter? Ther. Nay, but regard him well. Achil. Well, why I do so. Ther. But yet you look not well upon him: for, whosoever you take him to be, he is Ajax. Achil. I know that, fool.. Ther. Ay, but that fool knows not himself. Ajax. Therefore I beat thee. Ther. Lo, lo, lo, lo, what modicums of wit he utters! his evasions have ears thus long. I have bobbed his brain, more than he has beat my bones: I will buy nine sparrows for a penny, and his pia mater is not worth the ninth part of a sparrow. This lord, Achilles, Ajax, - who wears his wit in his belly, and his guts in his head, — I'll tell you what I say of him. Achil. What? Ther. I say, this Ajax Achil. Nay, good Ajax. [AJAX offers to strike him, ACHILLES interposes. Ther. Has not so much wit Achil. Nay, I must hold you. Ther. As will stop the eye of Helen's needle, for whom he comes to fight. Achil. Peace, fool! his pia mater, &c.] The pia mater is a membrane that protects the substance of the brain. |