LX. With the kind view of saving an eclât, The Lady Adeline resolved to take Such measures as she thought might best impede The further progress of this sad mistake. She thought with some simplicity indeed; But innocence is bold even at the stake, And simple in the world, and doth not need It was not that she fear'd the very worst: Into a scene, and swell the clients' clan LXIII. Her grace too pass'd for being an intrigante, The sort of thing to turn a young man's head, Than wear a heart a woman loves to rend. And first, in the o'erflowing of her heart, And bade him counsel Juan. With a smile, To wean Don Juan from the siren's wile; And answer'd, like a statesman or a prophet, In such guise that she could make nothing of it. LXVI. Firstly, he said, "he never interfered In any body's business but the king's:" Next, that "he never judged from what appear'd, Without strong reason, of those sorts of things:" Thirdly, that "Juan had more brain than beard, And was not to be held in leading-strings;" And fourthly, what need hardly be said twice, That good but rarely came from good advice." LXVII. And, therefore, doubtless, to approve the truth And being of the council call'd "the privy," To tell how he reduced the nation's debt; But ere he went, he added a slight hint, And pass, for want of better, though not new: Then broke his packet, to see what was in 't, And having casually glanced it through, Retired; and, as he went out, calmly kiss'd her, Less like a young wife than an aged sister. LXX. He was a cold, good, honourable man, Proud of his birth, and proud of every thing, A goodly spirit for a state divan, A figure fit to walk before a king; On birth-days, glorious with a star and strin¡, LXXI. But there was something wanting on the whole-I don't know what, and therefore cannot tell-Which pretty women-the sweet souls!-call sou.. Certes it was not body, he was well Proportion'd, as a poplat or a pole, A handsome man, that human miracle; And in each circumstance of love or war, Had still preserved his perpendicular. LXXII. Still there was something wanting, as I've said- There is an awkward thing which much perplexes, By turns the difference of the several sexes: LXXIV. A something all-sufficient for the heart Is that for which the sex are always seeking; But how to fill up that same vacant part There lies the rub-and this they are but weak in. Frail mariners afloat without a chart, They run before the wind through high seas breaking; And when they have made the shore, through every shock, 'Tis odd, or odds, it may turn out a rock. LXXV. There is a flower call'd "love in idleness," For which see Shakspeare's ever-blooming garden;I will not make his great description less, And beg his British godship's humble pardon, If, in my extremity of rhyme's distress, I touch a single leaf where he is warden; Eureka! I have found it! What I mean Your men of business are not apt to express Much passion, since the merchant-ship, the Argo, Convey'd Medea as her supercargo. Is much more to the purpose of his song; Adam exchanged his paradise for ploughing; And hence nigh life is oft a dreary void, A rack of pleasures, where we must invent A something wherewithal to be annoy'd. Bards may sing what they please about content; Contented, when translated, means but cloy'd; And hence arise the woes of sentiment, I do declare, upon an affidavit, Romances I ne'er read like those I have seen; Nor, if unto the world I ever gave it, Would some believe that such a tale had been: But such intent I never had, nor have it; Some truths are better kept behind a screen, LXXXI. "An oyster may be cross'd in love,”—and why? Oh, Wilberforce! thou man of black renown, Which you should perpetrate some summer's day, Shut up the bald-coot bully Alexander; Ship off the holy three to Senegal; Teach them that "sauce for goose is sauce for gander," Who eats fire gratis (since the pay's but small): LXXXIV. Shut up the world at large; let Bedlam out, As now with those of soi-disant sound mind. Were there a jot of sense among mankind; But till that point d'appui is found, alas! Like Archimedes, I leave earth as 't was. LXXXV. Our gentle Adeline had one defect Her heart was vacant, though a splendid mansion; Her conduct had been perfectly correct, As she had seen nought claiming its expansion. A wavering spirit may be easier wreck'd, Because 't is frailer, doubtless, than a staunch one; She loved her lord, or thought so; but that love LXXXVII. There was no great disparity of years, Though much in temper; but they never clash'd: They moved like stars united in their spheres, Or like the Rhone by Leman's waters wash'd. Where mingled and yet separate appears The river from the lake, all bluely dash'd Through the serene and placid glassy deep, Which fain would lull its river-child to sleep. LXXXVIII. Now, when she once had ta'en an interest In any thing, however she might flatter Herself that her intentions were the best, Intense intentions are a dangerous matter: Impressions were much stronger than she guess'd, And gather'd as they run, like growing water, Upon her mind; the more so, as her breast Was not at first too readily impress'd. LXXXIX. But when it was, she had that lurking demon Whene'er their triumph nales, or star is tamed:- Had Bonaparte won at Waterloo, It had been firmness; now 't is pertinacity: I leave it to your people of sagacity XCI. She knew not her own heart; then how should I? (I will not say it was a false or true one) She was, or thought she was, his friend-and this Ladies who have studied friendship but in France, Or Germany, where people purely kiss. To thus much Adeline would not advance; But of such friendship as man's may to man be, She was as capable as woman can be. XCIII. No doubt the secret influence of the sex And tune the concord to a finer mood. Love bears within its breast the very germ XCV. Alas! by all experience, seldom yet (I merely quote what I have heard from many) Had lovers not some reason to regret The passion which made Solomon a Zany. I've also seen some wives (not to forget The marriage state, the best or worst of any) I've also seen some female friends ('tis odd, XCVII. Whether Don Juan and chaste Adeline At present I am glad of a pretence XCVIII. Whether they rode, or walk'd, or studied Spanish, To read Don Quixote in the original, A pleasure before which all others vanish; Whether their talk was of the kind call'd "small,' Or serious, are the topics I must banish To the next canto; where, perhaps, I shall XCIX. Anticipating aught about the matter: C. But great things spring from little-would you think, 'Tis strange-but true; for truth is always strange The new world would be nothing to the old CII. What "antres vast and deserts idle" then Of those who hold the kingdoms in control! Were things but only call'd by their right name, Cæsar himself would be ashamed of fame. CANTO XV. I. AH! what should follow slips from my reflection: Whatever follows ne'ertheless may be As à propos of hope or retrospection, As though the lurking thought had follow'd free. All present life is but an interjection, An "Oh!" or "Ah!" of joy or misery, Or a "Ha! ha!" or "Bah!"-a yawn, or "Pooh!" Of which perhaps the latter is most true. II. But, more or less, the whole 's a synocopé, Wherewith we break our bubbles on the ocean, That watery outline of eternity, Or miniature at least, as is my notion, Which ministers unto the soul's delight, In seeing matters which are out of sight. III. But all are better than the sigh supprest, Corroding in the cavern of the heart, Making the countenance a mask of rest, And turning human nature to an art. Whate'er thou takest, spare awhile poor Beauty! Fair Adeline, the more ingenuous Where she was interested (as was said), Because she was not apt, like some of us, To like too readily, or too high bred Few men dare show their thoughts of worst or best; To show it-points we need not now discuss— Would give up artlessly both heart and head Unto such feelings as seem'd innocent, For objects worthy of the sentiment. XI. Some parts of Juan's history, which rumour, That live gazette, had scatter'd to disfigure, She had heard; but women hear with more good humour Such aberrations than we men of rigour. Besides his conduct, since in England, grew more Strict, and his mind assumed a manlier vigour; Because he had, like Alcibiades, The art of living in all climes with ease. XII. you can XIII. They are wrong-that's not the way to set about it; As, if they told the truth, could well be shown. But, right or wrong, Don Juan was without it; In fact, his manner was his own alone: Sincere he was-at least you could not doubt it, In listening merely to his voice's tone. The devil hath not in all his quiver's choice An arrow for the heart like a sweet voice. XIV. By nature soft, his whole address held off To shield himself, than put you on your guard: Perhaps 't was hardly quite assured enough, But modesty's at times its own reward, Serene, accomplish'd, cheerful, but not loud; Yet ne'er betraying this in conversation; XVI. That is, with men with women, he was what So that the outline's tolerably fair, If once their phantasies be brought to bear Adeline, no deep judge of character, Was apt to add a colouring from her own. 'Tis thus the good will amiably err, And eke the wise, as has been often shown. Experience is the chief philosopher, But saddest when his science is well known: And persecuted sages teach the schools Their folly in forgetting there are fools. XVIII. Was it not so, great Locke? and greater Bacon? How was thy toil rewarded? We might fill But leave them to the conscience of the nations. I perch upon an humbler promontory, With no great care for what is nicknamed glory, I rattle on exactly as I'd talk With any body in a ride or walk. XX. I don't know that there may be much ability Which may round off an hour upon a time. XXI. "Omnia vult belle Matho dicere-dic aliquando Et bene, die neutrum, dic aliquando male." The first is rather more than mortal can do ; The second may be sadly done or gaily; The third is still more difficult to stand to; The fourth we hear, and see, and say too, daily: The whole together is what I could wish To serve in this conundrum of a dish. XXII. A modest hope-but modesty's my forte, But now I can't tell where it may not run. But then 't is mostly on the weaker side: Who now are basking in their full-blown pride, Their tumble, I should turn the other way, XXIV. I think I should have made a decent spouse, I think I should have made monastic vows, If some one had not told me to forego it. XXV. But "laissez aller "-knights and dames I sing, (Keeping the due proportions still in sight) The difference is, that in the days of old Men made the manners; manners now make men-- Your writers, who must either draw again |