Sir H. But the civilest in the world; he brought me word where my mistress lodges. The story's too long to tell you now, for I must fly.

Vizard. What, have you given over all thoughts of Angelica ?

Sir H. No, no; I'll think of her some other time. But now for the Lady Lurewell. Wit and beauty calls.

That mistress ne'er can pall her lover's joys,
Whose wit can whet, whene'er her beauty cloys.
Her little amorous frauds all truths excel,
And make us happy, being deceived so well. [Exit.

Vizard. The colonel my rival too!

I manage? There is but one way

-How shall -him and the

knight will I set a tilting, where one cuts t'other's throat, and the survivor's hanged: so there will be two rivals pretty decently disposed of.

[Exit.

SCENE IV.

LADY LUREWELL's Lodgings.

Enter LADY LUREWELL and PARLY.

Lady L. Has my servant brought me the money from my merchant?

Parly. No, madam: he met Alderman Smuggler at Charing-Cross, who has promised to wait on you himself immediately.

Lady L. "Tis odd that this old rogue should pretend to love me, and at the same time cheat me of my money.

Parly. "Tis well, madam, if he don't cheat you of

your estate; for you say the writings are in his hands.

Lady L. But what satisfaction can I get of him ? -Oh! here he comes!

Enter SMUGGLER.

Mr. Alderman, your servant; have you brought me any money, sir?

Smug. 'Faith, madam, trading is very dead; what with paying the taxes, losses at sea abroad, and maintaining our wives at home, the bank is reduced very low; money is very scarce.

Lady L. Come, come, sir; these evasions won't serve your turn: I must have money, sir-I hope you don't design to cheat me?

Smug. Cheat you, madam! have a care what you say: I'm an alderman, madam--Cheat you, madam! I have been an honest citizen these five-andthirty years.

Lady L. An honest citizen! Bear witness, ParlyI shall trap him in more lies presently. Come, sir, though I am a woman, I can take a remedy.

Smug. What remedy, madam? You'll go to law, will ye? I can maintain a suit of law, be it right or wrong, these forty years-thanks to the honest practice of the courts.

Lady L. Sir, I'll blast your reputation, and so ruin your credit.

Smug. Blast my reputation! he! he! he! Why, I'm a religious man, madam; I have been very instrumental in the reformation of manners. Ruin my credit! Ah, poor woman! There is but one way, madam- -you have a sweet leering eye.

Lady L. You instrumental in the reformation?— How?

Smug. I whipp'd all the pau-pau women out of the parish-Ah, that leering eye! Ah, that lip! that lip!

Lady L. Here's a religious rogue for you, now!As I hope to be saved, I have a good mind to beat the old monster.

Smug. Madam, I have brought you about two hundred and fifty guineas (a great deal of money, as times go) and

Lady L. Come, give 'em me.

Smug. Ah, that hand, that hand! that pretty, soft, white- -I have brought it; but the condition of the obligation is such, that whereas that leering eye, that pouting lip, that pretty soft hand, that-you understand me; you understand; I'm sure you do, you little rogue

Lady L. Here's a villain, now, so covetous, that he would bribe me with my own money. I'll be revenged. [Aside.]-Upon my word, Mr. Alderman, you make me blush,-what d'ye mean, pray?

Smug. See here, madam. [Pulls his Purse out.]-Buss and guinea! buss and guinea! buss and guinea! Lady L. Well, Mr. Alderman, you have such pretty winning ways, that I will-ha! ha! ha!

Smug. Will you, indeed, he! he! he! my little cocket? And when, and where, and how?

Lady L. "Twill be a difficult point, sir, to secure both our honours: you must therefore be disguised, Mr. Alderman.

Smug. Pshaw! no matter; I am an old fornicator; I'm not half so religious as I seem to be. You little rogue, why I'm disguised as I am; our sanctity is all outside, all hypocrisy.

Lady L. No man is seen to come into this house after dark; you must therefore sneak in, when 'tis dark, in woman's clothes.

Smug. With all my heart-

-I have a suit on pur

pose, my little cocket; I love to be disguised; 'ecod, I make a very handsome woman, 'ecod, I do.

Enter SERVANT, who whispers LADY LUREWELL.

Lady L. Oh, Mr. Alderman, shall I beg you to walk into the next room? Here are some strangers coming up.

Smug. Buss and guinea first—Ah, my little cocket!

Enter SIR H. WILDAIR.

[Exit.

Sir H. My life, my soul, my all that Heaven can give!

Lady L. Death's life with thee, without thee death to live.

Welcome, my dear Sir Harry—I see you got my directions.

Sir H. Directions! in the most charming manner, thou dear Machiavel of intrigue.

Lady L. Still brisk and airy, I find, Sir Harry. Sir H. The sight of you, madam, exalts my air, and makes joy lighten in my face.

Lady L. I have a thousand questions to ask you, Sir Harry. Why did you leave France so soon? Sir H. Because, madam, there is no existing where you are not.

Lady L. Oh, monsieur, je vous suis fort obligéeBut, where's the court now?

Sir H. At Marli, madam.

Lady L. And where my Count La Valier?

Sir H. His body's in the church of Nôtre Dame ; I don't know where his soul is.

Lady L. What disease did he die of?

Sir H. A duel, madam ; I was his doctor.

Lady L. How dy'e mean?

Sir H. As most doctors do; I kill'd him.

Lady L. En cavalier, my dear knight-errant-Well,

E

and how, and how: what intrigues, what gallantries are carrying on in the beau monde ?

Sir H. I should ask you that question, madam, since your ladyship makes the beau-monde wherever you come.

Lady L. Ah, Sir Harry, I've been almost ruined, pestered to death here, by the incessant attacks of a mighty colonel; he has besieged me.

Sir H. I hope your ladyship did not surrender, though.

Lady L. No, no; but was forced to capitulate. But since you are come to raise the siege, we'll dance, and sing, and laugh

Sir H. And love, and kiss

chambre?

-Montrez moi votre

Lady L. Attends, attends, un peu-I remember, Sir Harry, you promised me, in Paris, never to ask that impertinent question again.

Sir H. Pshaw, madam! that was above two months ago: besides, madam, treaties made in France are never kept.

Lady L. Would you marry me, Sir Harry?

Sir H. Oh! I do detest marriage. But I will

marry you.

Lady L. Your word, sir, is not to be relied on: if a gentleman will forfeit his honour in dealings of business, we may reasonably suspect his fidelity in an

amour.

Sir H. My honour in dealings of business! Why, madam, I never had any business in all my life.

Lady L. Yes, Sir Harry, I have heard a very odd story, and am sorry that a gentleman of your figure should undergo the scandal.

Sir H. Out with it, madam.

Lady L. Why, the merchant, sir, that transmitted your bills of exchange to you in France, complains of some indirect and dishonourable dealings.