And pinch'd her Belly with her Daughters two, To bring the Year about with much ado. The Cattel in her Homestead were three Sows, An Ewe callid Mally; and three brinded Cows. Her Parlor-Window ftuck with Herbs around, Of sav'ry Smell; and Rushes strew'd the Ground. A Maple-Dresser in her Hall she had, On which full many a slender Meal she made: For no delicious Morsel pass’d her Throat; According to her Cloth the cut her Coat: No poynant Sawce she knew, no costly Treat, Her Hunger gave a Relish to her Meat: A sparing Diet did her Health allure; Or fick, a Pepper-Posset was her Cure. Before the Day was done her Work the fped, And never went by Candle-light to Bed: With Exercise the sweat ill Humours out, Her Dancing was not hinder'd by the Gout. Her Poverty was glad; her Heart content, Nor knew she what the Spleen or Vapours meant. Of Wine the never tasted through the Year, But White and Black was all her homely Chear; Brown Bread, and Milk, (but first she skim'd her Bowls) A Yard she had with Pales enclos'd about, a This gentle Cock, for folace of his Life, Six Misses had beside his lawful Wife ; Scandal that spares no King, tho' ne'er so good, Says, they were all of his own Flesh and Blood: His Sisters both by Sire, and Mother's side, And fure their Likeness show'd them near ally’d. But make the worst, the Monarch did no more, Than all the Ptolomey's had done before: When Incest is for Intrest of a Nation, 'Tis made no Sin by Holy Dispensation. Some Lines have been maintain’d by this alone, Which by their common Ugliness are known. But passing this as from our Tale apart, Dame Partlet was the Sovereign of his Heart: Ardent in Love, outragious in his Play, He feather'd her a hundred times a Day: And she that was not only passing fair, But was withal discreet, and debonair, Resolv'd the passive Doctrine to fulfil Tho' loath: And let him work his wicked Will. At Board and Bed was affable and kind, According as their Marriage-Vow did bind, And as the Churches Precept had enjoin'd. Ev'n since she was a Sennight old, they say, By this her Husband's Heart she did obtain ; Arts. a For Help from Gods and Men: And fore' aghalt . You groan, Sir, ever since the Morning-light, As something had disturb’d your noble Spright. And Madam, well I might, said Chanticleer, Never was Shrovetide-Cock in such a fear. Ev'n still I run all over in a Sweat, My Princely Senses not recover'd yet. For such a Dream I had of dire Portent, That much I fear my Body will be shent: It bodes I shall have Wars and woful Strife, Or in a loathsomn Dungeon end my Life. . Know Dame, Idreamt within my troubled Breast, That in our Yard I saw a murd'rous Beast, That on my Body would have made Arreft. With waking Eyes I ne'er beheld his Fellow, His Colour was betwixt a Red and Yellow: Tipp'd was his Tail, and both his pricking Ears With black; and much unlike his other Hairs : The rest, in shape a Beagle's Whelp throughout, With broader Forehead, and a sharper Snout: |