collision as must take place if he put his threat into execution. I was too late, however; ere I could obtain a footing on the lobby, a blow had been struck, and in quick succession the report of a pistol followed from within, the balls splintering the panels as they passed through, one whizzing by my ear, while a stinging twitch in my right arm indicated where the other had found a resting-place. I looked down in horror at the depth below; it was little less than twenty feet; my head grew dizzy, my arm failed, and down-down I went crashing into the hall of the basement story. When I came thoroughly to myself, and recovered from the bewilderment in which I was plunged immediately on my resuscitation, I found myself stretched on a sofa in a little parlour, with the wind blowing on my face, and a strong smell of apothecary stuff affecting my nostrils. Seymour I recognised at once, standing at my head, with a face as doleful as if he had been guilty of manslaughter. Desmond and one of his bailiffs were looking on, and a couple of policemen gave interest to the group. A surgical-looking old gentleman was feeling my pulse, and two or three other people whom I did not know, but whose local importance authorised them to poke their noses into the transaction, were standing at the foot of the sofa. A buzz ran through the whole party when I revived, and I observed the servant who drove me out quit the room hastily, as if to impart the good news elsewhere. the head; item, a serious bruise on the hip; item, a couple of ribs broken; and, all things considered, I regarded myself as being more fortunate than usual. Seymour's deepest sympathy I had, as a matter of course. People always have such a liking for their own jobs, even though they are not professionally entitled to kill or slay; but the joy of his sister when she learned that I was but slightly hurt, was more to me than the sympathy of all the lords of the creation together. She had fainted on the first report of fire-arms, and on her recovery received the distracting intelligence that her brother had shot a gentleman. I don't want to take credit to myself for all her woe, since even the death of a tinker under such circumstances would have been a serious affliction; however, that it was in some slight degree aggravated by my being the victim was an idea too pleasing to be abandoned. Be that as it may, as soon as my wounds and bruises were dressed, and my garments replaced according to the rules of decency, Seymour led her into the room to join him in thanking me for all I had done, and in pleading with him for pardon for his almost fatal rashness-a thing that I had forgotten already, dazzled by the hopes which now crowded upon me. A fig for Demerara! I should wait for the next packet at all events, and before that time I might have reason good to stay in Ireland. To shorten my story, let me say that the surgeon refused to let me be removed for at least a week; and as Seymour refused to quit me for a moment, Grace had to return home by herself, promising to pay us a visit on the morrow. It is needless to say that double the pain I suffered would have been a cheap purchase for half the bliss; and, as I don't intend inflicting on you the journal of my sick room,-how I grew feverish with very delight, and recovered under the same stimulant, until at last I was permitted to change my quarters for the greater comforts which their residence in M Street afforded, let me omit the daily attentions of my gentle little Grace, the hourly cares of her brother, who at my instance moreover consented to rest satisfied with the bloodshed he had already perpetrated, and let Hall go to Jericho after his own fashion,-a sacrifice which after all he could not have helped making, for the fellow absconded next morning to Germany. Let me, in fine, transport myself to the quiet, cozy little study in M-Street, where a bed had been prepared for the invalid. It was the first day I had been allowed to take wine, and Mrs. Seymour and I were sitting by ourselves, Frank and Grace having gone out to pay a few visits. The worthy old woman being a bit of a proser, and deeming it her duty to keep me in chat, had commenced a long and edifying disquisition, displaying no small fund of labour and learned research, with the purpose of investigating within what possible degrees of consanguinity the Donellans of Killmony might, could, would, or should stand related to the Blakes of Fort something, from which ancient and respectable house she derived her origin. In vain, however, she laboured; to her infinite regret she could not make out even a thirtyfirst cousinship. Common politeness demanded I should come to the poor woman's rescue; and so, following the suggestions of the wine, I spoke my mind boldly, and proposed an arrangement which would obviate the necessity of tracing back so far for an alliance. You may guess the rest. In a year's time, when she reached her years of discretion, Grace Seymour became Grace Donellan. And now, how do you like my story? the head; item, a serious bruise on the hip; item, a couple of ribs broken; and, all things considered, I regarded myself as being more fortunate than usual. Seymour's deepest sympathy I had, as a matter of course. People always have such a liking for their own jobs, even though they are not professionally entitled to kill or slay; but the joy of his sister when she learned that I was but slightly hurt, was more to me than the sympathy of all the lords of the creation together. She had fainted on the first report of fire-arms, and on her recovery received the distracting intelligence that her brother had shot a gentleman. I don't want to take credit to myself for all her woe, since even the death of a tinker under such circumstances would have been a serious affliction; however, that it was in some slight degree aggravated by my being the victim was an idea too pleasing to be abandoned. Be that as it may, as soon as my wounds and bruises were dressed, and my garments replaced according to the rules of decency, Seymour led her into the room to join him in thanking me for all I had done, and in pleading with him for pardon for his almost fatal rashness a thing that I had forgotten already, dazzled by the hopes which now crowded upon me. A fig for Demerara! I should wait for the next packet at all events, and before that time I might have reason good to stay in Ireland. To shorten my story, let me say that the surgeon refused to let me be removed for at least a week; and as Seymour refused to quit me for a moment, Grace had to return home by herself, promising to pay us a visit on the morrow. It is needless to say that double the pain I suffered would have been a cheap purchase for half the bliss; and, as I don't intend inflicting on you the journal of my sick room,--how I grew feverish with very delight, and recovered under the same stimulant, until at last I was permitted to change my quarters for the greater comforts which their residence in M Street afforded, let me omit the daily attentions of my gentle little Grace, the hourly cares of her brother, who at my instance moreover consented to rest satisfied with the bloodshed he had already perpetrated, and let Hall go to Jericho after his own fashion, -a sacrifice which after all he could not have helped making, for the fellow absconded next morning to Germany. Let me, in fine, transport myself to the quiet, cozy little study in M Street, where a bed had been prepared for the invalid. It was the first day I had been allowed to take wine, and Mrs. Seymour and I were sitting by ourselves, Frank and Grace having gone out to pay a few visits. The worthy old woman being a bit of a proser, and deeming it her duty to keep me in chat, had commenced a long and edifying disquisition, displaying no small fund of labour and learned research, with the purpose of investigating within what possible degrees of consanguinity the Donellans of Killmony might, could, would, or should stand related to the Blakes of Fort something, from which ancient and respectable house she derived her origin. In vain, however, she laboured; to her infinite regret she could not make out even a thirtyfirst cousinship. Common politeness demanded I should come to the poor woman's rescue; and so, following the suggestions of the wine, I spoke my mind boldly, and proposed an arrangement which would obviate the necessity of tracing back so far for an alliance. You may guess the rest. In a year's time, when she reached her years of discretion, Grace Seymour became Grace Donellan. And now, do you like my story? how TAGLIONI. FROM A POEM BY THE REV. J. MITFORD, PREFIXED TO THE NEW EDITION OF THE WORKS OF PARNELL. THE universal admiration excited by the unrivalled grace and activity of Mademoiselle Taglioni produced the following poetical effusion from the ONE moment linger! lo! from Venus' bowers ; The father of Mademoiselle Taglioni rejoices in the sponsorial and patronymic appellation of Philippe. Terpsichore. Terpl for the sake of brevity, as we say Betsy for Elizabeth. ONE moment linger!-lo! from Venus' bowers, "" In that sweet form what varied graces meet, Sweet Ariel floats above her as she springs, 'Mong fops and dandies crowding 'hind the scenes. Fille de Philippe ! the ballet is thine own: Places are purchased at a price unknown With weight unusual then the benches groan: 664 G. Galatea, lines on, 271. Gane, W. Law, the Sailor by, 357. 622. INDEX. Girl at No. 7, 507; see Old Ledger. H. L. Lay of the Old Woman clothed in grey, I. Legends, County, No. II. Nell Cook, 196. "London Assurance," Light, by the Love Adventure, account of an Irish, 241. Hill, Thomas, account of, 86. Hooton, Charles, Colin Clink by, 65. Hora Offleanæ; or the Man about Town, Ingoldsby, Thomas, County Legends by, M. M'Teague, P. Irish Superstitions by, 188. Irish Love Adventure, 241. Irish Superstitions, 188. It is not always May, a poem, 196; see Martin Opitz Von Boberfeld, Content- Medwin, Captain, Sydney, from the Me- Mobility, Children of the, 164. Moscherosch, J. M., Praise of Wine by, J. Jeffs, Septimus, story of, 197. J. S. lines on the successful getting-up of K. Kensall Grecu, visit to the Cemetery Mountebank, the, No. III. of the Old Ledger, 390; see Old Ledger. Mump, story of the, 457. Murray, Hon. R. Dundas, the Lonja of Seville by, 583. Mussulah Boat, 571. N. National Deficiencies, lines on, 254. Nell Cook!! A tale of the "Dark En- North Pole, Rumfuskin, King of the, a Novels, notes on some new, 526. 0. Ode, a classical one, with a free transla- INDEX. Old Ledger, Introduction to the, 54; No. Old Woman clothed in Grey, Lay of the, One Hour with Death, a poem, 255; see Opinions of the "Times," 37. Paddy, lines to, translation of a Classical Plain Advice to Mr. Gabriel Blackadder, Physician, tale from the memoranda of a, Pop" Visit, the, 150. Sailor, the, 357. Sargent, Epes, Summer in the Heart, by, 208. Secrets of the Blue Chamber, 399. Smith, O., a Tough Yarn by, 158; lines 9 Albert, a Rencontre with the Brig- S. N. H., One Hour with Death by, 256. Sonnet on presenting a young lady with a Stanley Thorn, his introduction to the S. Rencontre with the Brigands, 375. T. Taglioni, lines on, 662. Talfourd, Mr. Serjeant, remarks on his Tale of the Tea-pot, Hyson and Bohea, Thorn, Stanley, see Stanley. |