a good oak post;-whether they should rather be surmounted with a merry young Bacchus, or with a bunch of grapes; and, in fine, what mask is the most alluring and most irresistible. I perfectly well remember the little inn, where, under the words, "The Crooked Billet," a little piece of wood was displayed, twisted in the most fantastic manner; and another, known by a great gilt raven, before which a bird of that species hops about, perpetually croaking the sweetest notes of invitation. Luckily the people there are not superstitious; or, perhaps, much to the detriment of the host, they might think the place ominous. The author of the work I propose can never be in want of materials; he will be able also to enliven his histories with the most agreeable reminiscences. How he may dilate over the Shakspeare's Head, or the Mitre Tavern, where Johnson and his Club used to hold their meetings! If he is inclined for satire and invective, where will he find a finer field than in declaiming against those herds of thieves and profligates, who make the Sign-post their refuge, their banner, and their rendezvous? If he be desirous of moralizing, he may talk, in two or three groans, about the increase of intemperance. Finally, if he be a "good Fellow," he may drink now and then a glass of beer at some of the neatest taps, to refresh him during his tedious and personal researches, and he will write most lustily against Hotels, Cafés, and, in fact, all places of hospitality which disdain the ancient and honourable ornaments of a Sign. T. N. TO JULIO, ON HIS COMING OF AGE. JULIO, while Fancy's tints adorn New hopes appear, new duties rise, Count o'er the friends, whom erst you knew When careless boyhood deem'd them true, With whom you wiled the lazy hours Round fond Etona's classic towers, Or strayed beside the learned mud Of ancient Cam's meand'ring flood; The follies that in them you view, Shall be a source of good to you. With mincing gait, and foreign air, And Fashion, at Sir Philip's call, And hence the motley crowd whoe'er Bear Fashion's badge-or wish to bear, From Hockley-hole to Rotten-row, Unite to dub Sir Philip-beau. And such is Fashion's empty fameSquire Robert loaths the very name; The rockets hiss, the bonfires blaze, The peasants gape in still amaze; The field unplough'd-the ox unyoked, The farmer's mouth with pudding choked, The sexton's vest of decent brown, The village maiden's Sunday gown, In joyful union seem to say, Squire Robert is of age to-day." The bumpkins hurry to the Bell, Right justly may the youthful squire Fearless he risks that cranium thick Ah! had his steed no firmer brains Far different pomp inspired of old 66 Thy duty to thy father done, Go forth-and be thy country's son." Such was the hope, the barbarous joy, VOL. I. yet I'd rather see thee smile M I'd rather view thee thus, than see Is it a study for a Peer To breathe soft vows in lady's ear, Far nobler studies shall be thine- Julio, from this auspicious day, A heart to faith and feeling true, And Fame her choicest wreaths shall blend, TO JULIA, PREPARING FOR HER FIRST SEASON IN TOWN. JULIA, while London's fancied bliss Bids you despise a life like this, While and its joys you leave, For hopes, that flatter to deceive, You will not scornfully refuse, (Though dull the theme, and weak the Muse,) To look upon my line, and hear What Friendship sends to Beauty's ear. |