RETALIATION: A PO E M. BY DR. GOLDSMITH. Dr. Goldsmith and fome of his friends occafionally dined at the St. James's coffee-houfe.-One day it was proposed to write epitaphs on him. His country, dialect, and perfon, furnished fubjects of witticism. He was called on for RETALIATION, and at their next meeting, produced the following poem. Fold, when Scarron his companions invited, united; was If our* landlord fupplies us with beef and with fish, Let each guest bring himfelf, and he brings the beft dish: Our dean fhall be venison, just fresh from the plains; Our Burke shall be tongue, with a garnish of brains; *The mafter of the St. James's coffee-house where the doctor, and the friends he has characterized in this poem, occafionally dined. † Doctor Barnard, dean of Derry in Ireland. Mr Edmund Burke, member for Wendover, and one of the greatest orators in this Kingdom. Our* Will fhall be wild fowl, of excellent flavour, agree: To make out the dinnér full certain I am, That Ridge is anchovy, and ** Reynolds is lamb; At a dinner fo various, at fuch a repast, * Mr William Burke, late fecretary to general Conway, and member for Bedwin. + Mr Richard Burke, Collector of Granada. Mr Richard Cumberland, author of the Weft Indian, Fashionable Lover, the Brothers, and other dramatic pieces. Doctor Douglas, cannon of Windfor, an ingenious Scotch gentleman, who has no lefs diftinguifhed himfelf as a citizen of the world, than a found critic, in detecting feveral literary miftakes (or rather forgeries) of his countrymen; particularly Lauder on Milton, and Bower's Hiftory of the Popes, David Garrick, Efq; joint patentee, and acting manager of the Theatre-royal, Drury-lane. ¶ Counfellor John Ridge, a gentleman belonging to the Irish bar; the relifh of whofe converfation was justly compared to an anchovy. ** Sir Joflua Reynolds, prefident of the Royal Academy. ++ An eminent attorney. Here, waiter, more wine, let me fit while I'm able, Here lies the good * dean, re-united to earth, Who mixt reafon with pleasure, and wifdom with mirth: If he had any faults, he has left us in doubt, At least in fix weeks, I could not find 'em out; Yet fome have declar'd, and it can't be deny'd 'em, That fly-boots was curfedly cunning to hide 'em. Here lies our good † Edmund, whofe genius was fuch, We fcarcely can praise it, or blame it too much; Who, born for the universe narrow'd his mind, And to party gave up what was meant for mankind. Tho' fraught with all learning, yet ftraining his throat, To perfuade + Tommy Townshend to lend him a vote; Who, too deep for his hearers, ftill went on refining, And thought of convincing, while they thought of dining; Tho' equal to all things, for all things unfit, Too nice for a statesman, too proud for a wit: * Vide page 199. + Vide page 199. Mr T. Townfhend, member for Whitechurch. Here lies honeft* William, whofe heart was a mint, While the owner ne'er knew half the good that was in`t; The pupil of impulfe, it forc'd him along, His conduct ftill right, with his argument wrong; The coachman was tipfy, the chariot drove home; own. Here lies honeft Richard whofe fate I muft figh at; That we will'd him full ten times a day at old nick; Here Cumberland lies, having acted his parts, * Vide page 200. This gen + Mr Richard Burke; vide page 200. tleman having flightly fractured one of his arms and legs, at different times, the doctor has rallied him on thofe accidents, as a kind of retributive justice for breaking his jefts on other people. Vide page 200, Like a tragedy queen he has dizen'd them out, His fools have their follies fo loft in a crowd Of virtues and feelings, that folly grows proud, Here* Douglas retires from his toils to relax, When fatire, and cenfure encircled his throne, lecture; Kenricks fhall Macpherson write bombaft, and call it a ftyle, Our Townend make fpeeches, and I fhall compile ; New Lauders and Bowers the Tweed fhall crofs over, No countryman living their tricks to discover; * Vide page 200. The Rev. Dr. Dodd. Mr. Kenrick lately read lectures at the Devil tavern, under the title of The School of Shakespeare' James Macpherson, Efq; who lately, from the mere force of his ftyle, wrote down the firft poet of all antiquity. Vide page 200. T Vide page 200. |